Alstrglde
alstrglde.bsky.social
Alstrglde
@alstrglde.bsky.social
At what stage in the devils life did he first decide on the goatee?
January 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Going as Winnie the Pooh to a Halloween party wearing nothing but a cropped red T-shirt
January 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ordering an omelette at a restaurant and insisting you get to sample the raw egg mixture like wine before it’s cooked.
January 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How did the 3 blind mice meet? How do they maintain contact?
January 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Kevin McCallister,
Beloved scamp and Chicago native,
Found today: beheaded, eaten.
Wet Bandits, key suspects,
Remain at large.
January 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM