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A.L. Spudkin
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looking at the birds
A toddler is looking curiously out a playroom window at a tree.
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Here’s what’s making me smile lately:

Our one year old is in love with this big banana-looking stuffed octopus.
A baby reading to a big banana-looking stuffed octopus. A baby cuddling two out of eight arms of a big banana-looking stuffed octopus. A baby laying faced down all sprawled out and cozy on a a big banana-looking stuffed octopus.
July 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
A YouTube ad from vampire son-sucking Bryan Johnson trying to sell poison powder. Because we live in the funniest level of Hell.
June 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Me pointing at the sky: At least *you* get it.

The sky: ?
A picture of a blue sky with a few small scattered clouds. One of the clouds looks like a question mark.
June 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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It’s ramping up, in every way, everywhere. Remember to breathe, and keep your feet on the ground. We’re not alone.
May 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Unable to do protest action today because of baby responsibilities (and chronic illness), but proud of my dad for getting involved!
April 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Progress. First shelf is ready to assemble tomorrow. I think this finish ended up really nice, considering I have no idea what I’m doing and these are made of the cheapest pine in the universe.
March 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I have a lot of stress. Err. I mean, *shelves* to paint.
March 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Just a light powdering overnight………
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Of course it’s Opus Dei propaganda funded by Peter Thiel of course it fucking is

I am so sick of these people

slate.com/human-intere...
Image of text from the linked article, reading: “It turns out that Hallow, a Christian prayer app modeled after meditation apps such as Calm and Headspace, has big funding itself. Hallow raised millions from funders like Peter Thiel and J.D. Vance on its promise to seize the religious-wellness market.”
February 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Worth pointing out that the data anomalies around the 2024 election tabulations are known as a “Russian Tail”

just a funny coincidence

electiontruthalliance.org/clark-county...
The pattern above shows an inexplicable spike in vote distribution that is statistically unlikely based on typical human voting behavior. It also resembles a phenomenon referred to as a “Russian Tail”, where an anomalous deviation from normal distribution can be an indicator of unfair elections. Such a ‘spike’ may indicate election result falsification, particularly if only one candidate appears to benefit. More information about voter turnout relative to county/precinct and additional analysis may be needed in order to definitively confirm the presence of this phenomenon in Clark County Early Voting results. The Russian Tail has appeared in elections wherein Russian election manipulation is suspected. Recently, it has been cited as evidence of Russian meddling in the 2024 Georgian parliamentary elections. The pattern above shows an inexplicable spike in vote distribution that is statistically unlikely based on typical human voting behavior. It also resembles a phenomenon referred to as a “Russian Tail”, where an anomalous deviation from normal distribution can be an indicator of unfair elections. Such a ‘spike’ may indicate election result falsification, particularly if only one candidate appears to benefit. More information about voter turnout relative to county/precinct and additional analysis may be needed in order to definitively confirm the presence of this phenomenon in Clark County Early Voting results. The Russian Tail has appeared in elections wherein Russian election manipulation is suspected. Recently, it has been cited as evidence of Russian meddling in the 2024 Georgian parliamentary elections.
February 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
February 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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MPR is playing a John Williams marathon and it’s the most breathtaking fluffy snow day. When Mni Sota shows off like this, I open the door and shout “I LOVE YOU.”

This is the world I love.
February 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I am a parking lot for babies
A baby is asleep on a lap pillow. A cat is asleep on the sleeping baby. Momma will not be moving for a while…
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Just read this whopper in one sitting (digitally, not this exact copy)

And uh. It’s a wild ride

Can’t say I resonate with everything in it, and he doesn’t actually address much super-terrestrial NHI, which is what I was hoping for, but most of it makes sense, even to an occultist baby like me.
January 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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AaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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how about we give you a straight-finger gesture
Pictured: a "recommended" YouTube news video from the channel "News Center Maine" with the title: "Elon Musk's straight-arm gesture embraced by right wing extremists." The thumbnail of the video clearly shows Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute.
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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‪*opens hand*

*gives cat*

💓
A gray striped shorthair cat with a white belly and pink toe beans. He is mid-roll on a carpeted floor while playing with a squishy, palm-sized, bright blue T-Rex stress toy (which he knocked off a shelf)
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Named baby's mushroom binkie Terence McKenna, because I learned about him right after she was born, when I really needed to.

We charge him with kisses every night. When I put her to bed, sometimes I pray to St. Terence of the Concrescence to watch over our Alice in Wonderland.

A joke but not.
A baby sleeps while holding her mother's finger. The baby is snuggled against a little mushroom plush, which is attached to a green pacifier.
January 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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And furthermore:
A sleeping baby’s feet resting on a sleeping cat.
January 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Today’s mission: accomplished
A baby sleeping on her mother.
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I’m so tired of dealing with Things and Stuff. Vibes are bad. Everyone is stressed. Baby Alice gave up, built a cave, and put herself to sleep.

She is wise. Be like baby Alice.
A baby wearing dinosaur footie pajamas, asleep in a pile of toys with an oversized crocheted yellow Blankie (from The Brave Little Toaster) covering half of her face.
January 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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i'm too tired to keep up with whatever is going on in the UFO space right now other than something to do with Egg
January 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I did it!
New hobby unlocked.
January 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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She was quietly watching the leaves dance in the snow 🍂 ❄️
January 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM