AlsoBroke
@alsobroke.bsky.social
Drinker of pickled juice, eater of iced cream, spender of money I do not have.
how the fuck are people mad that my inflatable pool is 7 years old?!?!?!?
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
how the fuck are people mad that my inflatable pool is 7 years old?!?!?!?
well chat, we did it, we're free
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
well chat, we did it, we're free
question my sexuality?
my only question is why I'm not having litty sex with u right now
my only question is why I'm not having litty sex with u right now
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
question my sexuality?
my only question is why I'm not having litty sex with u right now
my only question is why I'm not having litty sex with u right now
in constant doubt
but i doubt you'd know anything about that
but i doubt you'd know anything about that
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 AM
in constant doubt
but i doubt you'd know anything about that
but i doubt you'd know anything about that
deadlock got me actin like a monster
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
deadlock got me actin like a monster
*goes to the mechanic*
it's a runway
strut
strut
strut
strut
it's a runway
strut
strut
strut
strut
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
*goes to the mechanic*
it's a runway
strut
strut
strut
strut
it's a runway
strut
strut
strut
strut
jerma and wine save me
save me jerma and wine
save me jerma and wine
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
jerma and wine save me
save me jerma and wine
save me jerma and wine
they don't know I've watched three movies today 😈
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
they don't know I've watched three movies today 😈
if i had a hundred thou, i too would freak it
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if i had a hundred thou, i too would freak it
new year's resolution:
be less funny and more impossible to deal with
be less funny and more impossible to deal with
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
new year's resolution:
be less funny and more impossible to deal with
be less funny and more impossible to deal with
being back home sucks, i can't even go on computer
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
being back home sucks, i can't even go on computer
superb news:
I'm still crazy
I'm still crazy
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
superb news:
I'm still crazy
I'm still crazy
late night chicken apartment once more. so blessed. wow
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
late night chicken apartment once more. so blessed. wow
i actually am the goat and it's insane of me to be forgetting it
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i actually am the goat and it's insane of me to be forgetting it
today was so socially dense. every group chat was active. old friends from highschool reached out. sister had a crashout. mom talked while stuck in traffic. I'm just here and i need to be more than that
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
today was so socially dense. every group chat was active. old friends from highschool reached out. sister had a crashout. mom talked while stuck in traffic. I'm just here and i need to be more than that
they're gonna fill me with water tomorrow like the rubber lebron
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
they're gonna fill me with water tomorrow like the rubber lebron
Reposted by AlsoBroke
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_660@23-09-2017_14-33-29.jpg
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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pov i will never post consistently
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
pov i will never post consistently
bad news for anyone who was relieved that I was done yearnposting
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
bad news for anyone who was relieved that I was done yearnposting
gonna try marinating a chicken in tea
it's certain to not go well
it's certain to not go well
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
gonna try marinating a chicken in tea
it's certain to not go well
it's certain to not go well
Midnight Chicken
pros: yum
cons: I can't fall asleep because my warmed up apartment smells like chicken
pros: yum
cons: I can't fall asleep because my warmed up apartment smells like chicken
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Midnight Chicken
pros: yum
cons: I can't fall asleep because my warmed up apartment smells like chicken
pros: yum
cons: I can't fall asleep because my warmed up apartment smells like chicken
god grant me strength i feel like we mesh so crazy
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
god grant me strength i feel like we mesh so crazy
i think I'm gonna start posting all my yearning stuff like cringey poetry so it seems a little bit more put together
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
i think I'm gonna start posting all my yearning stuff like cringey poetry so it seems a little bit more put together