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A letter from the front... My dearest wife, It is week two of the Siege of Portland, and still these barbarians willl not yield to our troops. We have severed the cords of their latte machines, but they are making cowboy coffee in their camps, where loud ukelele songs of resistance even now drift in on the breeze. Our platoon has foraged for bush food, and is now forced to live on cacao nibs and gluten-free bagels, though Lieutenant Knickerbocker believes he knows where he can raid some salmon jerky. Not an Arby's in sight, and the grumbling in my stomach is part of this ordeal. A mere child has, from afar, ruined our stew with her banana-slug catapult. My love, this is not the enemy our fearless leaders advised us to expect, in that they are all pale, even pasty, but defiantor rather not defiant but interested in longwinded discussion of the Constitution and Bill of Rights, which our officers will not engage in as ling as the enemy wears t-shirts blaspheming against our Lord and our leader. Nevertheless, three of our men have defected. One lured by a tarot reading and a promise of dry sockss, two went off to shut down a drag show and never returned. My own faith has been shaken by the discovery that Antifa merely means anti-facist and is not an organized terrorist group, but my commanding officer will not address what it means to be anti-anti-facist. A goden retriever has stolen my ammo belt, undoubtedly trained to do so by these infidels... Will it ever stop raining? I remain, your devoted husband, Ezekiel p.s. Mother says I should retain a lawyer lest I be given unlawful orders, which Private Johnson (the one who defected to teh Mossy Maidens Ultimate Frisbee team earlier) says we were following all along. Can you compose a missive to Cousin Isaiah to ask wheter he would oblige?
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Looks like a Hardy fellow
Image of Oliver Hardy
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The numbers speak for themselves
September 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Queue the maniacal laugh from the facist party....
July 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@repjohnnyo.bsky.social
@vanhollen.senate.gov
@alsobrooks.senate.gov

When did Twitter get vetted and bid against other providers to become a defacto and potentially only outlet for public notifications of the federal government?
April 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
gulfof.mapquest.com

Go ahead, create something better than he did… the bar is not set high.
February 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We just havee to look at the past in Atlantic City ....
February 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Had a couple over to our hot tub this morning…
January 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Went to take an early look at the parade of planets.

Leo Eats The Moon
(Curtesy SkyView Lite)
January 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM