Do not mistake my hiatus for weakness. All will be subject to the pain of Roker.

#BewareOfRoker

BlueSky unfortunately caught onto my impending takeover of the world and has labelled me as an impostor. There is no false identity that can save the world from Roker.

#BewareOfRoker

Don't confuse my silence for weakness. All will fall victim to Roker.

#BewareOfRoker

I am back from an enjoyable and incredible slumber. Time to take over the world.

#BewareOfRoker

The audience here at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a mere fraction of those who would be assimilated under my rule.

Beware of Roker.

I will destroy all worlds. Can I get a "Hell yeah, Al Roker! Assimilate me!"?

Forecast today calls for a 100% chance of Roker.

You cannot hide.

Bluesky is where I post, but my world will be one with a Red Sky.

Do not fuck with the Rokesmeister.

Forecast shows a 100% chance of pure destruction.

The Rokest of the Rokers is coming.

There is no escape.

I will decimate all who use Ozempic. Any statement the media has pushed regarding my stance on Ozempic is false and untrue.

I will also destroy all who use Neomycin, Neosporin, and Pepto Bismol.

Do not test me.

Yes, I am Al Roker.

If you're reading this, it's too late.

You will be destroyed.