Shakes myself by the shoulders very roughly BE FASTER!! BE EXAGGERATED!!! BE LESS DETAILED!!!

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It’s fun pulling out a handful of hair every day when I take a shower bc of stress & bad nutrition :) bc it’s so hard to buy actual food now :) bc who cares about poors right :) sigh oh well sorry for ranting lol, I’m frustrated at the world rn.

And just for the record in case anyone is wondering (I’m sure nobody is bc yall are pretty understanding):
-yes I’ve been applying for jobs! For TWO YEARS! No I’ve heard nothing back :)
-no I don’t make frivolous purchases, everything is either groceries or pet food.
-yes I’m stressed thx for asking

And icons & statuses,,, anything that isn’t words tbh lol

Fank youuuu

I think it’s a fun microcosm of how fame can destroy someone who likely has some kind of narcissistic complex tbh

Like i think in this dude’s case he has a degree in some kinda science?? But no hes addicted to attention so instead of getting a real job he’s doing Everything Else only badly lol

I only cried like 4 times

My one solace is now even normies are tired of it and call it cheap 💀

I love her dearly, it’s a CRIME I haven’t drawn her sooner!

Bounces up and down excitedly bc they are so very dear to me :)

The rare case when I can say LOOK I DREW THEM AS PEOPLE THIS TIME lol

No this isn’t an emergency (yet) or anything I just like complaining lol