"we are giving you the opportunity of using all your years of experience for free! you should be thankful!"

they are Nintendo. They don't give a shite. They know people will buy it anyways.

or loaf of diarrhea, if you have IBS

and here I thought the 80s were wild...

obviously not...
by the time I'm having this problem, I already clicked on it, they already made money out of those million ads.

Ads on your phone when you are reading news.
All I wanna do is read some article about the cosmos, but shit keeps popping up into my screen.
I can't read a single paragraph without shit above and under it, blocking the text, etc.
do you want me to read your fucking article or not?!