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the stupidest plot i've ever heard in my life idk how this got approved i loved it
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
the stupidest plot i've ever heard in my life idk how this got approved i loved it
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this guy does NOT know what's going on
September 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this guy does NOT know what's going on
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pascual sisto stay the fuck out of the kitchen never even approach a microwave that kid needs to be mollywopped
July 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
pascual sisto stay the fuck out of the kitchen never even approach a microwave that kid needs to be mollywopped
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sharktopus vs whalewolf had a sequel bait and then we found out there was a remake of the original in 2023 and it is nothing like any of the other movies we love shin sharktopus
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
sharktopus vs whalewolf had a sequel bait and then we found out there was a remake of the original in 2023 and it is nothing like any of the other movies we love shin sharktopus
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critics are stating:
"i feel like i'm in crazy town"
"this is significantly better than madame web"
"i said it was peak, but i didn't know how good it was going to be"
"i feel like i'm in crazy town"
"this is significantly better than madame web"
"i said it was peak, but i didn't know how good it was going to be"
June 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
critics are stating:
"i feel like i'm in crazy town"
"this is significantly better than madame web"
"i said it was peak, but i didn't know how good it was going to be"
"i feel like i'm in crazy town"
"this is significantly better than madame web"
"i said it was peak, but i didn't know how good it was going to be"
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spiderman: i need to find a team to help with the secret wars... i knew a team of superheroes...
me: yes.
spiderman: the x-men!
me: YES
>the computer screen shows gambit
me: NOOO!!!!!
spiderman: storm! that's a good choice
me: ... i'll take it.....
me: yes.
spiderman: the x-men!
me: YES
>the computer screen shows gambit
me: NOOO!!!!!
spiderman: storm! that's a good choice
me: ... i'll take it.....
May 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
spiderman: i need to find a team to help with the secret wars... i knew a team of superheroes...
me: yes.
spiderman: the x-men!
me: YES
>the computer screen shows gambit
me: NOOO!!!!!
spiderman: storm! that's a good choice
me: ... i'll take it.....
me: yes.
spiderman: the x-men!
me: YES
>the computer screen shows gambit
me: NOOO!!!!!
spiderman: storm! that's a good choice
me: ... i'll take it.....
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we finally finished this and unironically it was peak as hell and the ending was very sweet
May 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
we finally finished this and unironically it was peak as hell and the ending was very sweet
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altair watching me play midnight suns: you know this game could be better if-
wolverine: (sniff sniff) you smell that? it smells like the end of the world i like making that smell go away let's do the thing bub
me: wow thank you for your wise words
altair: i'm going the fuck to sleep
wolverine: (sniff sniff) you smell that? it smells like the end of the world i like making that smell go away let's do the thing bub
me: wow thank you for your wise words
altair: i'm going the fuck to sleep
May 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
altair watching me play midnight suns: you know this game could be better if-
wolverine: (sniff sniff) you smell that? it smells like the end of the world i like making that smell go away let's do the thing bub
me: wow thank you for your wise words
altair: i'm going the fuck to sleep
wolverine: (sniff sniff) you smell that? it smells like the end of the world i like making that smell go away let's do the thing bub
me: wow thank you for your wise words
altair: i'm going the fuck to sleep
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why do he look like this
March 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
why do he look like this
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kiryu is a shitty dad
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
kiryu is a shitty dad
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SHE TOOK THE URN
November 9, 2024 at 2:31 AM
SHE TOOK THE URN
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thank god possum every hour for holding the lines on bluesky this whole time
November 7, 2024 at 4:15 AM
thank god possum every hour for holding the lines on bluesky this whole time
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everyone, boris
September 3, 2023 at 6:45 PM
everyone, boris
