T: If you're unsure, it's important to look at the individual from a profile view. If their eyes don't have the physical bulge that eyeballs normally display, don't fret. Keep calm, act natural, and let us know.
T & L: For the faces of Coralwood, and for all sea life.

T: Our goal is simple - hunt them before they hunt you.
L: Here's where you come in. If you manage to find somebody exhibitin' the followin' attributes, contact your co-workers immediately usin' the official M.A.F.A. licensed communication device.

T: Ya may not even realize that you're bein' stalked. They're bidin' their time until the very moment to strike.
L: But with the efforts provided by M.A.F.A., that time will hopefully never come.

L: As ya may or may not know, there are dangerous bein's hiding across society. Maybe even your own home. These bein's can look like strangers, but also your friends, family, and loved ones all. These copycats have been dubbed "Fakelings". Or, if you're so inclined, "Idkids"

L: G'day. I am known as Agent L.
T: And I as Agent T. If you're watchin' this, you've officially been accepted into the McCanth Anti-Fake Agency, otherwise known as M.A.F.A.