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NSFW + main account - !!18+!! - !!!!!MINORS DNI!!!!!

dms open!!

do not follow unless i do pls or if you're a minor

have patience with me, i am dumb

fair warning i repost porn and sometimes im horny as hell

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Oh I've been on suicide watch since the 2021 season, trust me it's not getting any better
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So this is what it's like to be a Ferrari fan in F1...
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
me ripping the fattest boof and hotboxing myself out of harms way
October 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Glad to see the Onion reporting on real issues. A news organization you can count on to get the real story.
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
God forbid we have nice things nowadays though amirite?

Would rather watch a lackluster attempt at a 2nd season to Tron Uprising than Jared Leto's "really amazing acting" tbh

I just can't stand the dude genuinely
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Enough money to make a Tron film with Jared Leto, not enough to make another show like Tron Uprising or even a sequel to it

Gotta fucking love Disney
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
also watched the VRchat staple of a guy desperately trying to get into some girls VR panties with little to no avail, i'm glad nothing has changed
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
yeah especially if it's a mopp suit (suit for chemical threats n shit), then it is quite literally hot as balls!
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
while im a fan of the older eclipse, the eclipse is still the eclipse, fire work as always 🔥
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Somehow logged on just in time and this was the first thing I saw

mythical pull
September 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
fucking based
September 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
specifics are important here because this entirely hinges on what minis you're building

ultramarines are not welcome in this household (I just don't like the color blue)
September 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
i made a spelling error its so fucking over bro
August 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM