Alphonso
@alphonso-runs.bsky.social
Running. Tech. Music. Sports. Books. Other stuff. Bourbon sipper. Marine.
One of a few new dishes I’m introducing next week. Tired of the same old things we have every year.
This golden and glorious mash-up of potato gratin and Hasselback potatoes, from the acclaimed food science writer J. Kenji López-Alt, has been engineered to give you both creamy potato and singed edge in each bite. nyti.ms/4o6ACGL
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
One of a few new dishes I’m introducing next week. Tired of the same old things we have every year.
I bought some cold ass loafers and fucked them up the FIRST time I wore them. I’m sick!! Imma buy an identical pair
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I bought some cold ass loafers and fucked them up the FIRST time I wore them. I’m sick!! Imma buy an identical pair
Three home runs and 10 strikeouts? Somebody gotta get folk to pee in a cup
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Three home runs and 10 strikeouts? Somebody gotta get folk to pee in a cup
Brown is most definitely kicking in on a Friday night
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Brown is most definitely kicking in on a Friday night
Philly was cool. First time spend t any significant time there. Happy to sleep in my bed tho
September 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Philly was cool. First time spend t any significant time there. Happy to sleep in my bed tho
This Lyft driver need to pull over and let me drive. Come on man! Don’t let them punk you
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This Lyft driver need to pull over and let me drive. Come on man! Don’t let them punk you
What’s THE Philly I need to have in Philly this weekend?
September 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What’s THE Philly I need to have in Philly this weekend?
In other news, Kehlani still fine as fck.
August 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
In other news, Kehlani still fine as fck.
all these corps are terrible. don't let someone tell you different
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
all these corps are terrible. don't let someone tell you different
folks, I went to the bullseye store today. that was weak but they had all the shit I wanted in good quality with a reasonable price. I'm so sorry! [not really] I did my best for the first few months to be on board.
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
folks, I went to the bullseye store today. that was weak but they had all the shit I wanted in good quality with a reasonable price. I'm so sorry! [not really] I did my best for the first few months to be on board.
BigX need to be locked up for that terrible album he released but only for like ten minutes. I don't want him to suffer but I absolutely hate that album.
August 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
BigX need to be locked up for that terrible album he released but only for like ten minutes. I don't want him to suffer but I absolutely hate that album.
hey, I'm going to Philly for the first time. Where do I want to go and not go. I'm there for like 5 days.
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
hey, I'm going to Philly for the first time. Where do I want to go and not go. I'm there for like 5 days.
this USA dodgeball competition is crazy. Eminem with the straight backs is giving these folks PROBLEMS
July 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
this USA dodgeball competition is crazy. Eminem with the straight backs is giving these folks PROBLEMS
Nice scraps on espn right now. Top rank boxing
July 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Nice scraps on espn right now. Top rank boxing
I watched that show, The Recruit, on Netflix and it was highly improbable but also entertaining.
July 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I watched that show, The Recruit, on Netflix and it was highly improbable but also entertaining.
That man 50 yrs old was whining about a young tender that don’t want him and has shown this repeatedly. Sir, just because yall from the same town, don’t mean she want you! Made yourself look like a dummy. God bless!
July 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That man 50 yrs old was whining about a young tender that don’t want him and has shown this repeatedly. Sir, just because yall from the same town, don’t mean she want you! Made yourself look like a dummy. God bless!
Superman was kinda wack to me. Save ya monies and stream that joint when it’s out of the theater
July 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Superman was kinda wack to me. Save ya monies and stream that joint when it’s out of the theater
This clipse album is hard as shit
July 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This clipse album is hard as shit
Saw F1 yesterday. Good flick. Now I’m watching actual F1 on ESPN
June 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Saw F1 yesterday. Good flick. Now I’m watching actual F1 on ESPN
Dog sitting for my friend and I can tell she used to getting table scraps. Posted up right under my chair. The only big back having Caesar salad up in here is ME.
June 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Dog sitting for my friend and I can tell she used to getting table scraps. Posted up right under my chair. The only big back having Caesar salad up in here is ME.
This Astroworld doc is bonkers. Terribly understaffed and no real plan. Just vibes
June 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This Astroworld doc is bonkers. Terribly understaffed and no real plan. Just vibes
Super happy my bro took pops fishing the other day. them Starling men were grinning ear to ear in the photos!
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Super happy my bro took pops fishing the other day. them Starling men were grinning ear to ear in the photos!
Since I got NYT subscription, I’ve been wearing out the recipe section. Trying to stop eating a ton of bullshit.
June 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Since I got NYT subscription, I’ve been wearing out the recipe section. Trying to stop eating a ton of bullshit.
Damn I haven’t been on here in a minute. What’s poppin’?
June 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Damn I haven’t been on here in a minute. What’s poppin’?
School Daze such a good movie. Lot of gems I didn’t miss with 50 year old eyes that I did when it came out
April 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
School Daze such a good movie. Lot of gems I didn’t miss with 50 year old eyes that I did when it came out