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Alphinaud doesn't exist
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Truth bearer, don't read if your mind isn't open enough
'Tis the season

The season of not believing in Alphinaud! Be a real one, bestie, and join the festivities by rejecting the lies! ^^
December 23, 2024 at 9:12 PM
If birds aren't real, why would Alphinaud be?
December 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
If Alisaie were to move really fast the light she naturally emits would become higher energy, higher frequency. So instead of red she would look, for example... blue? 😉
December 19, 2024 at 10:01 PM
the president of eorzea has an alphinaud mask under his desk: dont believe his lies
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 AM
wuk lamat is alphinaud on a fursuit
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 PM
alphinaud is like a flashing light alphinaud is like a flashing light it blinds in your eyes so bright you cant see the light blinding so bright
December 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Alphinaud and Alisaie are never seen together in the same room while the wol is also present
November 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Surprisingly, Wuk Lamat never talks directly to Alphinaud, hinting that the writing team is finally getting ready for the reveal
November 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I looked into the code to the best of my abilities and found no Alphinaud
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 AM
We constantly try to rationalise the universe because we need everything to make sense in order to live. Truth is less important than not appearance but the mental blueprints we make for it post hoc. Thats why, to keep alive, we must deny Alphinaud
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Alphinaud is actually real but hes been feozen and theh are keeping him in yoships basement anr hes frozen and gtey arnet letting him out vecaue he knwos too much
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
He's just a psychosexual allegory
November 19, 2024 at 11:39 AM
After doing the new raid, I think it's pretty clear what Alphinaud is
November 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Is Alphinaud a social construct?

no
November 15, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I will hit people in the face
November 14, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Alph in naud? I don't think so!
November 12, 2024 at 4:58 PM
maybe alphinaud is, idk, like a species or something
November 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I'm not going to let Alphinaud define who I am
November 10, 2024 at 11:52 PM
To be able to deny Alphinaud we first need to understand what they claim it to be. So far there's one thing I can say almost confidently: It doesn't appear to be a bird
November 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Maybe I should stop whining and reinvent myself here. Nowhere to go but forward.
November 7, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Am I even real myself?

Wait no I already went through this character arc nvm
November 6, 2024 at 2:07 PM
My hands have been soiled. My hands are red from Alphinauds blood. I am guilty. I'm a conceptual murderer a destroyer of imagos. Thousands of words embedded in lines of code are dripping through my arms. I don't think I'll ever be able to look at myself and not feel disgust.
November 5, 2024 at 1:09 PM
I used to be good at this, I used to the have the spark. At my peak I was the best at my niche, I was the Alphinaud and the Omeginaud of this craft, posted the best memes, the most solid theories, people dmd me for alphinaud erp every single day.
November 4, 2024 at 3:37 PM
something something not real
November 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
We were driven out of twitter because they don't like the truth, we are being censored.
November 2, 2024 at 3:19 PM