alphazero924.bsky.social
@alphazero924.bsky.social
There's also the fact that Kai Cenat is still getting nominated for these things after covering for his friend who raped someone at his party, took video of it, and posted the video online in an attempt to defend himself
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
How big is your team at MeidasTouch? And you don't have a single person with a shred of artistic ability?
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So he's more Christ-like than anyone in the Republican party. Good on him
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And that's why you always leave a note
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Oh wait, I guess they did get it right that next year will be 25 years since 9/11. So they got basic math right at least, which is surprising in itself with that lot
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It is almost impressive how they can talk for two minutes without saying a single sentence that's factually accurate
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Are bloodlet and choplet from @swordscomic.bsky.social going to team up or be enemies?
October 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"So get this, right? It's Mario and Luigi but this time Bowser vores them."

"Uhh, Mr. Miyamoto, sir. What?"

"He fuckin eats em, you see? But they're still alive, so we get to explore every inch of Bowser inside and out"

"I... Uhh... If you say so, sir."
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
So you get mad at them for doing nothing then you get mad when you're told they're doing the only thing they legally can? What do you want them to do? Punch Mike Johnson in the mouth? Like yeah it'd be cathartic, but it wouldn't solve anything
October 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Oh no, not my soulless trash generator
October 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Well yeah, of course they're going to plant the few MAGA cunts in the crowd in the line of sight of the camera
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Surely if we just held hands with and gave a big hug to the people who want to turn the country into a religious ethnostate, they would stop wanting to kill us
September 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If it walks like a nazi and it quacks like a nazi
September 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Why did you vote yes to giving a racist, homophobic, transphobic propagandist a day of remembrance?

We don't need a day of remembrance for America's Joseph Goebbels
September 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Imagine trying to pass a budget bill under direct democracy. You'd have to get hundreds of millions of people to agree on a budget. That's not happening. We need a smaller group to handle the details like that with the option to, at any time, say "you're doing this poorly, let's try someone else"
September 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Yeah there needs to be a way for the people to directly call a vote in the middle of a term in case someone gets it in their head to go dictatorial.
September 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I fully thought this was a weird 3D printed turd donut with sprinkles until they put it in the press
September 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oof, buddy. That's rough that you just ended your run for president like that. Condemning political violence is good. Having empathy is good (even if Charlie himself may have disagreed). Saying we should "continue his work" when he was diametrically opposed to every value we hold? Not a great look
September 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Well yeah, he left the fridge open. Of course it's gonna get warm
August 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I'm just imagining this post as Exhibit A for Apple's defense
August 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thank you. Especially about not being ashamed of your views. I'm so tired of never knowing what members of the Dem establishment will actually vote for or against because none of them actually take a stand for anything. They don't hold views. They just consult committees
August 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Nah, they didn't have the numbers for that. You need at least 20 feds to change a lightbulb
August 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
As a blue whale, I'm about to bankrupt this company again
August 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
While 100% true for EVs, with gas cars, it's only true within a single gear range since your mileage is based more off of how fast your engine is spinning than the speed of the car. So cruising in 5th at 65mph is going to see better gas mileage than going 30 in 2nd gear and redlining it
August 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM