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Shitposter, nerd, dev. Satanist. Science-related stuff. / 38 / no minors, I like smut. Furry trash. / 🔞⚛️🌱🖥🇨🇦🇦🇷

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Gotta love the scientific community

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November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh so THIS is why #Silksong fleas look like that. They are pupaes. And if you mispronounce them as if you read it in English it sounds like “puppy”. It all makes sense now!!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It's one of those projects
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE
October 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is how they do it
August 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When I accidentally type "CharGPT"
August 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Linear Algebra / Matrix Algebra / Tensor Algebra
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Scientific diagrams that look like shitposts
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Oh, I heard a new one today.

"I gave the solution you proposed to ChatGPT and it didn't like it."

ngl, it made me flinch a little bit
July 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
July 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“Get wet”, is my go to phrase for when the response is something too obvious, or something that can’t be avoided at all.

Credit: Gunshow
July 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ooh ehh ooh ah-ah

(or, alternatively)

ting tang walla-walla bing-bang
June 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
hey youtube, how about if we leave some space for the video? maybe that could take us somewhere...
June 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
happy pride month to all my LGTVs
June 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
tf.nn.relu
May 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Etsy: wow, we added a validation for reviews to have a minimum of five words, many quality, wow

Me:
May 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
April 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
April 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Face reveal wrong answers only
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh yeah, we're rusting now.

Need to optimize memory before this blows up lmao
March 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
preventing innocent puppies from dying: but is it really that good???
March 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Inside out 3: the REAL emotions
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is just a toy problem so it's not impressive at all but...

it feels SO GOOD when you wrote every single instruction and sum.

I now get why the low-level code programmers are addicted to that stuff. This is not even low level (Rust) and I'm feeling the rush.
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Every time a lawyer has asked me to lie I have followed through.
March 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
February 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM