Alpha
@alphatheskunk.bsky.social
Shitposter, nerd, dev. Satanist. Science-related stuff. / 38 / no minors, I like smut. Furry trash. / 🔞⚛️🌱🖥🇨🇦🇦🇷
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November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh so THIS is why #Silksong fleas look like that. They are pupaes. And if you mispronounce them as if you read it in English it sounds like “puppy”. It all makes sense now!!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh so THIS is why #Silksong fleas look like that. They are pupaes. And if you mispronounce them as if you read it in English it sounds like “puppy”. It all makes sense now!!!
It's one of those projects
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's one of those projects
LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE
October 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE
This is how they do it
August 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is how they do it
When I accidentally type "CharGPT"
August 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When I accidentally type "CharGPT"
Linear Algebra / Matrix Algebra / Tensor Algebra
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Linear Algebra / Matrix Algebra / Tensor Algebra
Scientific diagrams that look like shitposts
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Scientific diagrams that look like shitposts
Oh, I heard a new one today.
"I gave the solution you proposed to ChatGPT and it didn't like it."
ngl, it made me flinch a little bit
"I gave the solution you proposed to ChatGPT and it didn't like it."
ngl, it made me flinch a little bit
July 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh, I heard a new one today.
"I gave the solution you proposed to ChatGPT and it didn't like it."
ngl, it made me flinch a little bit
"I gave the solution you proposed to ChatGPT and it didn't like it."
ngl, it made me flinch a little bit
“Get wet”, is my go to phrase for when the response is something too obvious, or something that can’t be avoided at all.
Credit: Gunshow
Credit: Gunshow
July 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“Get wet”, is my go to phrase for when the response is something too obvious, or something that can’t be avoided at all.
Credit: Gunshow
Credit: Gunshow
Ooh ehh ooh ah-ah
(or, alternatively)
ting tang walla-walla bing-bang
(or, alternatively)
ting tang walla-walla bing-bang
June 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ooh ehh ooh ah-ah
(or, alternatively)
ting tang walla-walla bing-bang
(or, alternatively)
ting tang walla-walla bing-bang
hey youtube, how about if we leave some space for the video? maybe that could take us somewhere...
June 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hey youtube, how about if we leave some space for the video? maybe that could take us somewhere...
happy pride month to all my LGTVs
June 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
happy pride month to all my LGTVs
Etsy: wow, we added a validation for reviews to have a minimum of five words, many quality, wow
Me:
Me:
May 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Etsy: wow, we added a validation for reviews to have a minimum of five words, many quality, wow
Me:
Me:
Face reveal wrong answers only
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Face reveal wrong answers only
Oh yeah, we're rusting now.
Need to optimize memory before this blows up lmao
Need to optimize memory before this blows up lmao
March 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh yeah, we're rusting now.
Need to optimize memory before this blows up lmao
Need to optimize memory before this blows up lmao
preventing innocent puppies from dying: but is it really that good???
March 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
preventing innocent puppies from dying: but is it really that good???
Inside out 3: the REAL emotions
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Inside out 3: the REAL emotions
This is just a toy problem so it's not impressive at all but...
it feels SO GOOD when you wrote every single instruction and sum.
I now get why the low-level code programmers are addicted to that stuff. This is not even low level (Rust) and I'm feeling the rush.
it feels SO GOOD when you wrote every single instruction and sum.
I now get why the low-level code programmers are addicted to that stuff. This is not even low level (Rust) and I'm feeling the rush.
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is just a toy problem so it's not impressive at all but...
it feels SO GOOD when you wrote every single instruction and sum.
I now get why the low-level code programmers are addicted to that stuff. This is not even low level (Rust) and I'm feeling the rush.
it feels SO GOOD when you wrote every single instruction and sum.
I now get why the low-level code programmers are addicted to that stuff. This is not even low level (Rust) and I'm feeling the rush.
Every time a lawyer has asked me to lie I have followed through.
March 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every time a lawyer has asked me to lie I have followed through.
February 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM