Alphastar716
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I GUESS ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING???
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I GUESS ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING???
"Man I really need footage of me losing a multiplier battle this Splatoween for a video that I'm doing. Hopefully I get lucky and the game does that for me."
Splatoon 3 in the first 20 MINUTES of Splatoween:
Splatoon 3 in the first 20 MINUTES of Splatoween:
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Man I really need footage of me losing a multiplier battle this Splatoween for a video that I'm doing. Hopefully I get lucky and the game does that for me."
Splatoon 3 in the first 20 MINUTES of Splatoween:
Splatoon 3 in the first 20 MINUTES of Splatoween:
After ~10 hours of playing Pokemon Legends Z-A, I gotta say it's really fun!
The discourse over this game will lead you to believe it's either the spawn of the devil or the second coming of Christ lol. Like most games, it has its rough edges but it's still fun to play! 😌
The discourse over this game will lead you to believe it's either the spawn of the devil or the second coming of Christ lol. Like most games, it has its rough edges but it's still fun to play! 😌
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
After ~10 hours of playing Pokemon Legends Z-A, I gotta say it's really fun!
The discourse over this game will lead you to believe it's either the spawn of the devil or the second coming of Christ lol. Like most games, it has its rough edges but it's still fun to play! 😌
The discourse over this game will lead you to believe it's either the spawn of the devil or the second coming of Christ lol. Like most games, it has its rough edges but it's still fun to play! 😌
Sometimes I wonder just how many Splatoon 3 players who dropped the game like a year ago even know that a whole new bunch of weapons and a whole other map are in the game now.
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sometimes I wonder just how many Splatoon 3 players who dropped the game like a year ago even know that a whole new bunch of weapons and a whole other map are in the game now.
Ok overall the direct was cool. I'm excited for Mario Galaxy 2, Tomodachi Life, and Metroid Prime 4 but am I the only one who's REALLY being rubbed the wrong way by the DLCs?
Like, announcing paid DLC 2 months and -1 month after a game releases? Just put it in the base game??? 😭
Like, announcing paid DLC 2 months and -1 month after a game releases? Just put it in the base game??? 😭
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ok overall the direct was cool. I'm excited for Mario Galaxy 2, Tomodachi Life, and Metroid Prime 4 but am I the only one who's REALLY being rubbed the wrong way by the DLCs?
Like, announcing paid DLC 2 months and -1 month after a game releases? Just put it in the base game??? 😭
Like, announcing paid DLC 2 months and -1 month after a game releases? Just put it in the base game??? 😭
I never saw the day I'd be getting into wheelchair basketball as much as I did during this demo but here we are.
Drag x Drive is fun as heck but god I can't play more than an hour without my arms and wrists wanting to fall off lol.
Drag x Drive is fun as heck but god I can't play more than an hour without my arms and wrists wanting to fall off lol.
August 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I never saw the day I'd be getting into wheelchair basketball as much as I did during this demo but here we are.
Drag x Drive is fun as heck but god I can't play more than an hour without my arms and wrists wanting to fall off lol.
Drag x Drive is fun as heck but god I can't play more than an hour without my arms and wrists wanting to fall off lol.
THE MANTA RAY HAS BEEN SLAIN! Now the question is...is this the last splatfest or are they going for another year?
July 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
THE MANTA RAY HAS BEEN SLAIN! Now the question is...is this the last splatfest or are they going for another year?
Me: *Uses Splattershot Nova with Respawn Punisher*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Buffs the Splattershot Nova*
Me: *Uses Squid Beakons with Sub Saver*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Adds a map where you can do THIS CRAP??????*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Buffs the Splattershot Nova*
Me: *Uses Squid Beakons with Sub Saver*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Adds a map where you can do THIS CRAP??????*
June 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Me: *Uses Splattershot Nova with Respawn Punisher*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Buffs the Splattershot Nova*
Me: *Uses Squid Beakons with Sub Saver*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Adds a map where you can do THIS CRAP??????*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Buffs the Splattershot Nova*
Me: *Uses Squid Beakons with Sub Saver*
Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Adds a map where you can do THIS CRAP??????*
The way my brain immediately thought, "OCTOLING DONKEY KONG?!"
June 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The way my brain immediately thought, "OCTOLING DONKEY KONG?!"
I can understand wanting more notable entries like Diddy Kong in Mario Kart World, but why are we sending strays at PAULINE OF ALL CHARACTERS???? 😭
June 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I can understand wanting more notable entries like Diddy Kong in Mario Kart World, but why are we sending strays at PAULINE OF ALL CHARACTERS???? 😭
How everyone else found out about the Splatoon update: A notification from Nintendo or a Nintendo content creator.
How I found out about the Splatoon update:
How I found out about the Splatoon update:
June 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How everyone else found out about the Splatoon update: A notification from Nintendo or a Nintendo content creator.
How I found out about the Splatoon update:
How I found out about the Splatoon update:
"Y'know, I wonder if I could play Mario Kart World and the Switch 2 in other languages. It probably won't be the same as Splatoon but-"
June 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Y'know, I wonder if I could play Mario Kart World and the Switch 2 in other languages. It probably won't be the same as Splatoon but-"
Ok, so when are we getting that banger Mario Kart World OST on Nintendo Music, Nintendo?
June 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ok, so when are we getting that banger Mario Kart World OST on Nintendo Music, Nintendo?
THE SWITCH 2 BAG HAS BEEN SECURED AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ngl, I was in my feelings slowly unplugging my Switch 1 and replacing it with my Switch 2. I'd be a fundamentally different person if it wasn't for that first little tablet.
Ngl, I was in my feelings slowly unplugging my Switch 1 and replacing it with my Switch 2. I'd be a fundamentally different person if it wasn't for that first little tablet.
June 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
THE SWITCH 2 BAG HAS BEEN SECURED AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ngl, I was in my feelings slowly unplugging my Switch 1 and replacing it with my Switch 2. I'd be a fundamentally different person if it wasn't for that first little tablet.
Ngl, I was in my feelings slowly unplugging my Switch 1 and replacing it with my Switch 2. I'd be a fundamentally different person if it wasn't for that first little tablet.
Imagining a reality where:
- Mario Kart World was $70
- The Switch 2 tech demo was free
- Key cards didn't have to be a thing
I'm still excited to get my Switch 2, but I can only imagine how electric today would feel if some of those negatives hadn't stunted the hype.
- Mario Kart World was $70
- The Switch 2 tech demo was free
- Key cards didn't have to be a thing
I'm still excited to get my Switch 2, but I can only imagine how electric today would feel if some of those negatives hadn't stunted the hype.
June 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagining a reality where:
- Mario Kart World was $70
- The Switch 2 tech demo was free
- Key cards didn't have to be a thing
I'm still excited to get my Switch 2, but I can only imagine how electric today would feel if some of those negatives hadn't stunted the hype.
- Mario Kart World was $70
- The Switch 2 tech demo was free
- Key cards didn't have to be a thing
I'm still excited to get my Switch 2, but I can only imagine how electric today would feel if some of those negatives hadn't stunted the hype.
Guys, please lend me all of your energy so I can release this Splatoon 10-year anniversary video on time tomorrow. It's taken me like a week and a half to make this thing from start to finish. I actually originally wanted it out today.😭
May 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Guys, please lend me all of your energy so I can release this Splatoon 10-year anniversary video on time tomorrow. It's taken me like a week and a half to make this thing from start to finish. I actually originally wanted it out today.😭
NEW VIDEO: It's come to my attention that some of you don't like me stopping enemy teams from playing Splatoon 3 with my respawn punisher builds. So instead, in this video, I'm going to make sure my team is ALWAYS playing Splatoon 3.
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JlD...
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JlD...
May 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
NEW VIDEO: It's come to my attention that some of you don't like me stopping enemy teams from playing Splatoon 3 with my respawn punisher builds. So instead, in this video, I'm going to make sure my team is ALWAYS playing Splatoon 3.
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JlD...
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JlD...
IF NOBODY ELSE GOT ME, I KNOW MY LOCAL GAMESTOP STORE'S GOT ME!
I'm still gonna be hunting for the Mario Kart World Bundle, but I'll take what I can get atp. Bless the guy who was taking the preorders of me and like 50 other ppl all by himself while his computer was glitching. 🙏
I'm still gonna be hunting for the Mario Kart World Bundle, but I'll take what I can get atp. Bless the guy who was taking the preorders of me and like 50 other ppl all by himself while his computer was glitching. 🙏
April 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
IF NOBODY ELSE GOT ME, I KNOW MY LOCAL GAMESTOP STORE'S GOT ME!
I'm still gonna be hunting for the Mario Kart World Bundle, but I'll take what I can get atp. Bless the guy who was taking the preorders of me and like 50 other ppl all by himself while his computer was glitching. 🙏
I'm still gonna be hunting for the Mario Kart World Bundle, but I'll take what I can get atp. Bless the guy who was taking the preorders of me and like 50 other ppl all by himself while his computer was glitching. 🙏
Welp, there's always Gamestop... 🥺
April 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Welp, there's always Gamestop... 🥺
Where's Bob-Omb Blast Mario Kart World?
What about Renegade Roundup?
Or maybe Shine Thief?
Those battle modes coulda been SO FERAL with 24 players.
What about Renegade Roundup?
Or maybe Shine Thief?
Those battle modes coulda been SO FERAL with 24 players.
April 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Where's Bob-Omb Blast Mario Kart World?
What about Renegade Roundup?
Or maybe Shine Thief?
Those battle modes coulda been SO FERAL with 24 players.
What about Renegade Roundup?
Or maybe Shine Thief?
Those battle modes coulda been SO FERAL with 24 players.
MY FIRST WIN SINCE SPLATOWEEN 2023! I WILL NEVER ABANDON YOU AGAIN BIG MAN!😭
April 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
MY FIRST WIN SINCE SPLATOWEEN 2023! I WILL NEVER ABANDON YOU AGAIN BIG MAN!😭
NEW VIDEO: It has been a...tumultuous week and a half since the Switch 2 Direct. So I made a video showing the rollercoaster of emotions that Nintendo Fans have gone through during this time period.
LINK: youtu.be/OiPUgxeI8qs
LINK: youtu.be/OiPUgxeI8qs
April 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
NEW VIDEO: It has been a...tumultuous week and a half since the Switch 2 Direct. So I made a video showing the rollercoaster of emotions that Nintendo Fans have gone through during this time period.
LINK: youtu.be/OiPUgxeI8qs
LINK: youtu.be/OiPUgxeI8qs
Gosh, what do you mean I've been doing this for 9 years??? What do you mean I'm coming up on doing YouTube for a decade???
I always thought people were exaggerating when they celebrate their 10-year channel anniversaries. Now I'm starting to see what they mean.
I always thought people were exaggerating when they celebrate their 10-year channel anniversaries. Now I'm starting to see what they mean.
April 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Gosh, what do you mean I've been doing this for 9 years??? What do you mean I'm coming up on doing YouTube for a decade???
I always thought people were exaggerating when they celebrate their 10-year channel anniversaries. Now I'm starting to see what they mean.
I always thought people were exaggerating when they celebrate their 10-year channel anniversaries. Now I'm starting to see what they mean.
It really wasn't a dream. They really put EVERYBODY behind the wheel in Mario Kart World. No matter how many hands you do or don't have.
April 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It really wasn't a dream. They really put EVERYBODY behind the wheel in Mario Kart World. No matter how many hands you do or don't have.
How did y'all go from "NINTENDO'S DOING 4K, THEY WIN" to "NINTENDO IS SCAMMING THEIR CONSUMERS" in the 5 hours that I wasn't home?
I swear Nintendo is the ultimate monkey's paw of gaming. We finally got a new Mario Kart, but half of us can't even afford to play it. 😢
I swear Nintendo is the ultimate monkey's paw of gaming. We finally got a new Mario Kart, but half of us can't even afford to play it. 😢
April 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How did y'all go from "NINTENDO'S DOING 4K, THEY WIN" to "NINTENDO IS SCAMMING THEIR CONSUMERS" in the 5 hours that I wasn't home?
I swear Nintendo is the ultimate monkey's paw of gaming. We finally got a new Mario Kart, but half of us can't even afford to play it. 😢
I swear Nintendo is the ultimate monkey's paw of gaming. We finally got a new Mario Kart, but half of us can't even afford to play it. 😢