Data Is/Are My Life
@alpha05.bsky.social
health data guru, WoD survivor, cocktail maker, Things 1 & 2 father, Santa/Gandalf/Forrest Gump impersonator, Thing 2.1's grandfather
I believe in The Power of Positive Napping (tm)
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I believe in The Power of Positive Napping (tm)
His other manifestations are Grumpy, Dopey and, the worst, Sleazy
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
His other manifestations are Grumpy, Dopey and, the worst, Sleazy
"What do you call people who practice the rhythm method?"
"Parents."
The joke was old when I first heard it, 50 years ago
"Parents."
The joke was old when I first heard it, 50 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"What do you call people who practice the rhythm method?"
"Parents."
The joke was old when I first heard it, 50 years ago
"Parents."
The joke was old when I first heard it, 50 years ago
I'd be worried about violating my parole conditions 😉
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'd be worried about violating my parole conditions 😉
Styx
The Who
Leonard Cohen
Royal Wood
Bruce Springsteen
The Who
Leonard Cohen
Royal Wood
Bruce Springsteen
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Styx
The Who
Leonard Cohen
Royal Wood
Bruce Springsteen
The Who
Leonard Cohen
Royal Wood
Bruce Springsteen
Does this table rotate?
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Does this table rotate?
Overall 10% higher - the worst is over; thanks Andy
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Overall 10% higher - the worst is over; thanks Andy
A helluva way to spend one-seventh of your life
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A helluva way to spend one-seventh of your life
We are not worthy. We are not worthy
a man standing next to a director 's chair with the hashtag #thevoice on the bottom
Alt: a man standing next to a director 's chair making obeisance
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We are not worthy. We are not worthy
You are assuming *they* didn't create the garbage? Very charitable of you
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You are assuming *they* didn't create the garbage? Very charitable of you
What he said ... but not the dumb part 😉
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What he said ... but not the dumb part 😉
So *that's* where he goes when he's not trying to nibble our forsythia!
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So *that's* where he goes when he's not trying to nibble our forsythia!
I love cooking with wine ... [insert punchline here]
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I love cooking with wine ... [insert punchline here]
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
**ROAD TRIP🎉** - suggest Winnipeg instead and see if he/she/they bite 😉
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
**ROAD TRIP🎉** - suggest Winnipeg instead and see if he/she/they bite 😉
She can reuse it in 2031 😉
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
She can reuse it in 2031 😉
"I never promised you a rose garden" ...
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"I never promised you a rose garden" ...
Ho, ho, [expletive deleted] ho! 😬
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Ho, ho, [expletive deleted] ho! 😬
Developed a whole new appreciation for the song with this cover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8LB...
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Developed a whole new appreciation for the song with this cover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8LB...
*numbers
*any kind of cheese
*crashing waves
*interesting beer
*ice cold pillows
*petrichor
*weird words
*lifting heavy
*the smell of bacon
*thunderstorms
*any kind of cheese
*crashing waves
*interesting beer
*ice cold pillows
*petrichor
*weird words
*lifting heavy
*the smell of bacon
*thunderstorms
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
*numbers
*any kind of cheese
*crashing waves
*interesting beer
*ice cold pillows
*petrichor
*weird words
*lifting heavy
*the smell of bacon
*thunderstorms
*any kind of cheese
*crashing waves
*interesting beer
*ice cold pillows
*petrichor
*weird words
*lifting heavy
*the smell of bacon
*thunderstorms