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alpasaurus.bsky.social
@alpasaurus.bsky.social
Devoted sister, beloved CUNT???
I feel like a global nutria revolution is coming
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Let’s go to Louisiana this summer I still have a lot of time on my visa
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love the fact that there is somebody out there running that account who is even more crazy about nutrias than us
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Hell yeah
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
You can use those as exercise to prepare yourself if you want to visit Istanbul, which is full of hills, known to you by the name CONSTANTINOPLE (I won’t give you the pleasure to make that joke)
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Do you miss the nutria infested “lake”of dijon yet? I bet they don’t have that in San Francisco
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Everywhere I look I see the nutria 🦫
October 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Um actually it was 2.5 mg 🤓
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Did you take the forbidden CVS melatonin again????
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@croissanthology.com Azerty keyboards should be made illegal imo, NOBODY uses them except the french
October 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
We have been dethroned, I always thought we were the official nutria association… Such a sad day
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Those were some good times, I wish we had gotten the gift cards
October 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Ok I’ll buy you one then you can become a true turkish patriot
September 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Where is the turkish flag??????? Unbelievable
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He would be a great VP tbh
an elderly man in a robe is holding a red hat in his hand
ALT: an elderly man in a robe is holding a red hat in his hand
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September 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Oh god
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reposted
at that point, and worked for all my classmates. I had rather intense savior complex I suppose.

I remember the warm feeling of the BMW dealership at the outskirts of Mountain View, the first thing we saw which meant "home" after returning from a ski trip late at night, tired in the car.
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
🤥!!!
September 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ermmmm liberal californian doesn’t know how to spell kindergarten!!!! You should go back to KINDERGARTEN and study more!! 🤓🤓🤓
September 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM