alpaca, friend to all
@alpaca.bsky.social
forklift certified
the Es are my daughters, E1 (9), E2 (8), E3 (4) and E4 (1)
the Es are my daughters, E1 (9), E2 (8), E3 (4) and E4 (1)
this is where i bsky from
August 1, 2023 at 5:05 PM
this is where i bsky from
hi bsky, what should i grill up today
July 16, 2023 at 1:09 AM
hi bsky, what should i grill up today
oh you're still here? hi
July 6, 2023 at 5:39 AM
oh you're still here? hi
how it started, how it's going
July 2, 2023 at 4:09 PM
how it started, how it's going
it's that time again!
bluesky, recommend me an album to listen to
i will listen to the entire album of the first two suggestions
bluesky, recommend me an album to listen to
i will listen to the entire album of the first two suggestions
July 2, 2023 at 4:59 AM
it's that time again!
bluesky, recommend me an album to listen to
i will listen to the entire album of the first two suggestions
bluesky, recommend me an album to listen to
i will listen to the entire album of the first two suggestions
guy who is trying to pee with an erection: "i am getting rate limited!!!"
July 2, 2023 at 2:37 AM
guy who is trying to pee with an erection: "i am getting rate limited!!!"
E1 shows off the fruits of her harvest
July 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
E1 shows off the fruits of her harvest
E2 enjoys the hammock at my mom's
July 2, 2023 at 12:22 AM
E2 enjoys the hammock at my mom's
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i fixed myself a big mac sandwich for lunch
May 11, 2023 at 5:37 PM
i fixed myself a big mac sandwich for lunch
reply if you have me muted on bluesky
May 11, 2023 at 4:05 AM
reply if you have me muted on bluesky
my girls are having a farting competition while eating dinner
how's your evening?
how's your evening?
May 10, 2023 at 1:33 AM
my girls are having a farting competition while eating dinner
how's your evening?
how's your evening?
self care check: is your weenis moisturized?
May 9, 2023 at 8:10 PM
self care check: is your weenis moisturized?
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What's your favorite character name from fiction? I'll start:
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
May 2, 2023 at 10:44 PM
What's your favorite character name from fiction? I'll start:
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Thought of y'all
May 8, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Thought of y'all
one of my irrational fears is that my glasses will fall off my face when i go to flush the toilet
May 8, 2023 at 3:36 AM
one of my irrational fears is that my glasses will fall off my face when i go to flush the toilet
gm
i'm hungry and should brush my teeth and need coffee but instead i'm on this app
i'm hungry and should brush my teeth and need coffee but instead i'm on this app
May 7, 2023 at 2:44 PM
gm
i'm hungry and should brush my teeth and need coffee but instead i'm on this app
i'm hungry and should brush my teeth and need coffee but instead i'm on this app
give me xylitol or give me death
May 6, 2023 at 9:00 AM
give me xylitol or give me death
about to fly to seattle
ama before they force me to turn on airplane mode
ama before they force me to turn on airplane mode
May 5, 2023 at 10:24 PM
about to fly to seattle
ama before they force me to turn on airplane mode
ama before they force me to turn on airplane mode
i'm rereading anathem, @bcgraham.outgroup.social, therefore ruining any subsequent book i read because nothing can be as good as that
May 5, 2023 at 5:57 PM
i'm rereading anathem, @bcgraham.outgroup.social, therefore ruining any subsequent book i read because nothing can be as good as that
gm bluesky, be good to each other
May 5, 2023 at 5:25 PM
gm bluesky, be good to each other
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