I’m not pretending this is real art, but it sure is fun. We were at Michael’s and Amy said I needed an outlet, and should get one of those cheesy paint by numbers sets. She forgot a guy my age, with these eyes and a bit of a tremor, needs a larger canvas than is in the box. This is our stairwell.

We are in Montreal. It’s awesome. And tv at the hotel is awesome. Bluey en francais is the best! Peppa Pig is bullshit in any language.