Aloysius Jenkins
@aloysius-jenkins.bsky.social
Gen X soul with a sharp tongue and a soft spot for irony. Raised on movement, molded by stories. Nerd, and strategist in equal measure. I build with humor, cut through nonsense with truth, and stay three steps ahead—unless I feel like letting you catch up.
All of them, like if you sitting there with the plastic that they came in next to you like a potato chip bag crumpled up. Then you might have gone too far.
Be honest, how many popsicles is too many popsicles in one sitting?
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
All of them, like if you sitting there with the plastic that they came in next to you like a potato chip bag crumpled up. Then you might have gone too far.
Me: dark skinned black man new to Texas " this is the first time in my life I had tan lines from the sun"
White Manager: looks at me, starts to talk, stops himself. Then walks away saying " you are not baiting me today"
White Manager: looks at me, starts to talk, stops himself. Then walks away saying " you are not baiting me today"
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Me: dark skinned black man new to Texas " this is the first time in my life I had tan lines from the sun"
White Manager: looks at me, starts to talk, stops himself. Then walks away saying " you are not baiting me today"
White Manager: looks at me, starts to talk, stops himself. Then walks away saying " you are not baiting me today"
It will probably contain an unnecessary fruit like raisins grapes or apples
taylor swift and caitlin clark are up there cooking something devious
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It will probably contain an unnecessary fruit like raisins grapes or apples
Shout out to the lady who rolled her window down with a hair bonnet on lit her blunt and gave me a smile as I was on my way home from work in Mansfield. I guess I still got it
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Shout out to the lady who rolled her window down with a hair bonnet on lit her blunt and gave me a smile as I was on my way home from work in Mansfield. I guess I still got it
So you're saying that an armed assailant pepper sprayed the police and they didn't fear for their lives..... interesting
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
So you're saying that an armed assailant pepper sprayed the police and they didn't fear for their lives..... interesting
October 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I am going to have to break someone's Heart because they are disturbing my peace with their neediness. I will feel like a monster and will feel terrible doing it but , I will NOT allow anyone to disturb my peace.
October 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am going to have to break someone's Heart because they are disturbing my peace with their neediness. I will feel like a monster and will feel terrible doing it but , I will NOT allow anyone to disturb my peace.
No public bathrooms. Also no outside fools .
Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.
October 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No public bathrooms. Also no outside fools .
Some go to that ladies house and take her phone and disconnect the wifi. Then give her a glass of milk.
October 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Some go to that ladies house and take her phone and disconnect the wifi. Then give her a glass of milk.
Someone lost with this punch. But they may still be fighting idk
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Someone lost with this punch. But they may still be fighting idk
Madam I am from NJ I keep my bags packed and locked with TSA locks when I leave the room. I have trust issues
yall fully unpack at hotels? or just live out a suitcase for your stay??
October 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Madam I am from NJ I keep my bags packed and locked with TSA locks when I leave the room. I have trust issues
Just think of them as space sequels to dances with wolves
I’ll never understand the appeal of these avatar movies
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just think of them as space sequels to dances with wolves
Not exactly the same premise but it's called the 8 show it's also on Netflix
I’m curious what it is if you do remember it! The premise definitely sounded familiar. The aspect of losing money out of the pot is def one I’ve seen before (Too Hot to Handle does it too)
October 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not exactly the same premise but it's called the 8 show it's also on Netflix
Don't skip this either youtu.be/aAHDjRMpQB8?...
October 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don't skip this either youtu.be/aAHDjRMpQB8?...
There is an Asian movie that's similar to this I can't think of it off the top of my head but if I remember I'll post it
The contestants are trapped in this prison-like building and there’s a money pot set at $1,000,000. They’re given basic necessities but have to pay for upgrades (ex: hot shower, a better meal, etc.) but those come out of the overall money pot.
There’s challenges along the way that affect the pot
There’s challenges along the way that affect the pot
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There is an Asian movie that's similar to this I can't think of it off the top of my head but if I remember I'll post it
I do it all the time, then they wanna fight. But guess what my pugilism is impeccable .
using “big words” in arguments with illiterate people>>>>>>>
October 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I do it all the time, then they wanna fight. But guess what my pugilism is impeccable .
I knew this was going to happen when I heard cardi rapping over a BIG beat... I know Nikki was in the house fuming
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I knew this was going to happen when I heard cardi rapping over a BIG beat... I know Nikki was in the house fuming
I was in San Antonio and walked into this flea market that reminded me of the old route 1 flea market in NJ. The one from mallrats.....
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I was in San Antonio and walked into this flea market that reminded me of the old route 1 flea market in NJ. The one from mallrats.....
I got a surprise hug this week, did not know I needed it. But she did.
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I got a surprise hug this week, did not know I needed it. But she did.
Maybe she's a stripper?
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Maybe she's a stripper?
Y'all are lucky this universe's villains are poorly written and the actors are terrible.
October 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Y'all are lucky this universe's villains are poorly written and the actors are terrible.