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aloyisiousottr.bsky.social
Aloy
@aloyisiousottr.bsky.social
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35y/o they/them I mostly shitpost. I sometimes post art. I'm probably some kind of communist. I watch too much TV. 18+ 𓅇
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I do have an underwear pic. It is old af but I still like it.
A ripped bunny-man in tighty-whities lighting a cigarette and looking hot
August 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Cats are weird
August 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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An inkwash illustration of a scarecrow. His eye contact with the viewer is disturbing. It is as if he sees you.
February 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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That was fast.
a screenshot of a bluesky notification stating that God liked my post. The text of that post is: "Hell yeah! None of that "Turn the other cheek," nonsense. God doesn't want us to sit around and wait for him to solve our problems for us right?"
February 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Yay it came and it smells nice!
Close up of the cover of a red book called ¡No Pasarán! : Matt Christman’s Spanish Civil War
February 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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To put it mildly.
A glamorous woman with big hair and fabulous jewelry throws her head back in uproarious laughter. White text at bottom reads: "Laughs in embittered Facebook ex-contractor"
January 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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I don't have a great history with this format but we shall see.
December 1, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Worst horror movie you've ever seen?

A soulless movie. It's aggressively boring. The theater was pretty packed and I thought the crowd was going to riot by the end. I probably wouldn't have remembered seeing it if it wasn't for that.
Jessica Alba looks wistfully out of a window covered in raindrops. Her eyes are white. Red text at the top of the poster reads "You won't believe her eyes"Text at the bottom of the poster reads "Jessica Alba: The Eye: A Supernatural Thriller."
December 1, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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I thought I should credit the guy who made this meme but apparently it's is an NFT now so I will not be doing that. The irony compounds.
Stylized pictures of a klaxon, computer and, ATM are all shown crossed out. Text reads All Robots and Computers must shut the hell up. To all machines: Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To. And I will Never Speak To You. I do not want to hear "Thank You" from a Kiosk I am a divine being: You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.
November 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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What's a single frame from a film that could hang in an art gallery?
A figure in a sheet sneaks up behind an unsuspecting nurse, a pair of gardening shears open and at the perfect height to close around her neck.
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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introduce yourself with four video games
Four characters stand ready for battle on an indistinct green field. Their hands and weapons glow with colored auras. Text Reads: Golden Sun Black title text reading: Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem is projected over a closeup of a book bound in human skin and decorated in shrunken bones. A ginger cat wearing a smart little backpack sits on a table in the middle of a street market. Title text reads: Stray A red haired woman stands in the foreground drawing a bow as a robot t-rex turns in her direction. Title text reads: Horizon: Zero Dawn
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Well this is terribly cute. They’re making tiny snores and everything.
A small,scruffy-type dog snoozes peacefully atop a blanket with a red and white pattern. Pink arrows have been drawn to indicate that a second dog lays concealed beneath the blanket as well as the poster. A small spotty type dog peeps out from under a blanket
November 22, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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#StandWithAnimation
TAG negotiations are underway! Share the hashtag & share your favorite cartoons in support of the union members heading into talks with the AMPTP today
The main cast of Final Space trying to defend themselves from an endless horde of zombies with glowing purple eyes A large, black, cube shaped building, perched in the high mountains, with some fjords in the background Olrox in his amazing purple suit bowing while secretly mean mugging the fuck out of the camera The Venture Clan (minus hank), Sergeant Hatred in a bathrobe cradling the disembodied head of H.E.L.P.E.R. under his arm, 21 in T-shirt and shorts, Jefferson Twilight, and Doctor Orpheus enjoy some beers in a cabin
November 21, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Post your favorite movie poster of all time.

I do own many Jaws variant t-shirts but this one is still my fav.
Bruce Willis in a black formal suit stands flanked by Meryl Streep in a red dress and Goldie Hawn in a white dress. Meryl Streep's head is completely turned around on her shoulders. Bruce Willis' hand holds a candelabra. He is able to put the hand holding the candelabra through a giant hole in Goldie Hawn's torso.
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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A mouse bard in a blue cloak jams super hard on some sort of stringed instruments while belting out a tune
November 17, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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It’s pet time. Harry is in all of them because he’s everybody’s friend. Then you got Ozzie and Twig. Fine beasts all.
Two small dogs cuddle on a mattress. Two dogs give the stink eye to the camera from the top of a hill Three small wet dogs stare into the camera imploringly post bath.
November 16, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Santa Jaws is a movie in which a youth obtains a magical pen from a thrift store that brings anything it draws to life. And then he draws the Santa Jaws and it terrorizes his town.
A great white shark with glowing red eyes, shattered Christmas ornaments for teeth and, a Santa hat on its dorsal fin impales a man on the candy can narwhal horn it gained through a whacky magical mishap.
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Yes. I hate that I knew the answer so fast.
November 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM