a lousy knave
@alousyknave.bsky.social
I shout jokes from the bottom of a well slowly filling with spiders.
so… is there a womanu ginobili
July 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
so… is there a womanu ginobili
new book by Chinua Achebe
June 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
new book by Chinua Achebe
more like Garden of Eatin’
June 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
more like Garden of Eatin’
hey siri, remind me in three years to text the group chat “oh I get it: a minor”
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
hey siri, remind me in three years to text the group chat “oh I get it: a minor”
[arm around PSY’s shoulder] kids, your mother and I have decided to have an oppa marriage
January 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
[arm around PSY’s shoulder] kids, your mother and I have decided to have an oppa marriage
it took 8 people to write this
December 13, 2024 at 4:24 PM
it took 8 people to write this
thanksgiving is an easter-ass holiday
November 28, 2024 at 9:23 PM
thanksgiving is an easter-ass holiday
PRODUCTIVITY HACK: while waiting for a Pop Tart to toast, take a moment to regret the life choices that led you to that point
November 24, 2024 at 4:34 PM
PRODUCTIVITY HACK: while waiting for a Pop Tart to toast, take a moment to regret the life choices that led you to that point
It’s crazy that The Daily Show so radically liberalized a generation of American youth that the next two presidents were *checks notes* George W Bush
November 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
It’s crazy that The Daily Show so radically liberalized a generation of American youth that the next two presidents were *checks notes* George W Bush
ME [whispering]: Do we eat the sushi directly off her body with our mouths, or use our hands?
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: She didn’t say.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: She didn’t say.
November 21, 2024 at 1:43 PM
ME [whispering]: Do we eat the sushi directly off her body with our mouths, or use our hands?
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: She didn’t say.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: She didn’t say.
WAITER [grinding pepper]: Let me know when.
SUM 41: …
WAITER [replacing entrée]: Please don’t do that again.
SUM 41: …
SUM 41: …
WAITER [replacing entrée]: Please don’t do that again.
SUM 41: …
November 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
WAITER [grinding pepper]: Let me know when.
SUM 41: …
WAITER [replacing entrée]: Please don’t do that again.
SUM 41: …
SUM 41: …
WAITER [replacing entrée]: Please don’t do that again.
SUM 41: …
found your couples costume
November 16, 2024 at 2:19 PM
found your couples costume
Nov 5: “How could anyone vote for a convicted rapist just because they don’t like his opponent?”
Nov 15: “FUCK HIM UP MIKE”
Nov 15: “FUCK HIM UP MIKE”
November 15, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Nov 5: “How could anyone vote for a convicted rapist just because they don’t like his opponent?”
Nov 15: “FUCK HIM UP MIKE”
Nov 15: “FUCK HIM UP MIKE”
THE WEEKND: I cank feeyu my fake wheng I’ng wik you 😉
DENTIST: Wider please.
DENTIST: Wider please.
November 14, 2024 at 8:35 PM
THE WEEKND: I cank feeyu my fake wheng I’ng wik you 😉
DENTIST: Wider please.
DENTIST: Wider please.
once a week the group chat says “The Kraken’s Wife season 2 is out” then shames me for not having LochTV
November 14, 2024 at 1:28 PM
once a week the group chat says “The Kraken’s Wife season 2 is out” then shames me for not having LochTV
love when gym bros use the wet naps to moisten the equipment, lmao it’s a bench not a succulent
November 14, 2024 at 5:04 AM
love when gym bros use the wet naps to moisten the equipment, lmao it’s a bench not a succulent
halfway through mean girls charli xcx walks through a bokoblin camp
July 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
halfway through mean girls charli xcx walks through a bokoblin camp
childish gambino yoshinoya sounds like kefka just ruined the overworld
July 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
childish gambino yoshinoya sounds like kefka just ruined the overworld
I hope this email finds you, well, dead
July 9, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I hope this email finds you, well, dead
found your to do list
June 28, 2024 at 5:54 AM
found your to do list
sorry I turned on ice physics during sex
May 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
sorry I turned on ice physics during sex
thought this was an ad for a private school
May 19, 2024 at 8:24 PM
thought this was an ad for a private school
[Lil Dicky voice]
hino,
kami,
kagura,
on a,
bitch
hino,
kami,
kagura,
on a,
bitch
May 11, 2024 at 4:04 AM
[Lil Dicky voice]
hino,
kami,
kagura,
on a,
bitch
hino,
kami,
kagura,
on a,
bitch
Magic Thee Gathering
May 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Magic Thee Gathering
someone who looks like you but dumber is your derpelganger
April 28, 2024 at 9:35 PM
someone who looks like you but dumber is your derpelganger