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alotofraccoons.bsky.social
@alotofraccoons.bsky.social
I'll take 92% for a 1st playthrough that was around 95% blindly done. Some of the most thorough I've been in a game in a very long time. Absolute masterpiece. I liked it more than Hollow Knight personally, and I loved Hollow Knight.

Fuck ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I bought a comb.
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I finally get to go to Taco Bell now that they've brought back the Quesarito, my favorite thing they've ever had, and after I get home, I realize they messed the whole thing up.

Thanks Taco Bell. Thanks for ruining my joy.
January 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Praise the Suns \\[T]/
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Doodlebob is ready for school.
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"There's a white guy in the NBA under 6'3 playing really well. Better get Steve Nash on the broadcast to explain how the hell this has happened."
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If my air fryer has taught me anything, it's that 390 is the proper temperature to cook anything.
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A third of our 4th grade class is absent today.

And I was supposed to give a test.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Yeah, he's adorable, but he rolls in poop.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Watching my class go from completely indifferent to totally engaged with Over the Garden Wall over the span of three episodes has been a lot of fun.
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A VeggieTales adaptation of True Detective would absolutely be my all-time favorite show.
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I got a good laugh out of my Fitbit telling me I hit my steps for the hour while I was walking out of the kitchen with a snack.
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sometimes, you're just a fucking idiot.
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I can't wait to see what South Park does next.
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Death, taxes, and violently disruptive bowel movements after eating chicken wings.

The only guarantees in life.
September 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Pokemon TCG drama is at an all time high right now.
September 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I had to choose, I think Infinite Granite by Deafheaven is probably my favorite album of the past five years.

It's perfect.
September 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm about five sessions into yoga. When am I supposed to start feeling enlightened? Because so far, all it's done is show me I suck at yoga.
July 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Berserk, but it's LeBron James instead of Guts. Replace the Black Swordsman armor with a Heat jersey and the black facemask. After his current existential crisis ends, he comes back with his 2nd stint Cavs jersey.

Fuck the Lakers.
July 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Death, taxes, and someone performing Creep on karaoke nights. The only three certainties in life.
July 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
From could get so much money out of me with consistent Nightreign dlc/support, and I can't imagine it would be too difficult since the game is mostly reused assets. The game loop itself is already everything I want, just throw in some more variety and I'm in for years.
July 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hey, its where my mother grew up.
Good to see this.
This is Greenville, Texas.

This is not an enormous town.

The population here is a little under 30,000.

And you know what? We don't want any fucking kings.
July 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fast Breaks are an S+ tier candy bar, and I will not be listening to any arguments (because none can be made).
June 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I get to see 28 Years Later today. It feels like I've been waiting 28 years for this.
June 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
He's scared of the storm cuz he ain't got no legs.
June 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM