“Is this the bit where my whole life passes in front of my eyes?” he said. NO, THAT WAS THE BIT JUST NOW. “Which bit?” THE BIT, said Death, BETWEEN YOU BEING BORN AND YOU DYING.

A helicopter is a fancy ceiling fan.

This is a ghost free zone.

I don't think Michael Jackson and Alan Jackson are related.

Our moon is the only moon in the solar system that can do a full solar eclipse.

The winter of our discount tent.

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

We're not here to fuck spiders.

Most birds don't have names.

I was today years old.