Alorxico The Bright
@alorxico.bsky.social
I am officially middle aged but i don’t feel like an “adult.” Join me on my journey to stay this way, because being an adult sucks.
Apparently, most of Verizon’s cell phone network is down and users are getting “SOS” on their screens when they attempt to use their phones.
When the AI running things starts asking US help, you know shit just got real.
When the AI running things starts asking US help, you know shit just got real.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Apparently, most of Verizon’s cell phone network is down and users are getting “SOS” on their screens when they attempt to use their phones.
When the AI running things starts asking US help, you know shit just got real.
When the AI running things starts asking US help, you know shit just got real.
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Good advise.
The Power of “Isn’t That Interesting?”
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
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January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Good advise.
I try to keep things light here, because there is too much darkness in the world. Especially over the last year.
But as an historian, someone who has studied the past, someone who has seen the rise and fall of Empires and read the warnings of the past, I can’t help but think …
We’re so fucked.
But as an historian, someone who has studied the past, someone who has seen the rise and fall of Empires and read the warnings of the past, I can’t help but think …
We’re so fucked.
January 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I try to keep things light here, because there is too much darkness in the world. Especially over the last year.
But as an historian, someone who has studied the past, someone who has seen the rise and fall of Empires and read the warnings of the past, I can’t help but think …
We’re so fucked.
But as an historian, someone who has studied the past, someone who has seen the rise and fall of Empires and read the warnings of the past, I can’t help but think …
We’re so fucked.
Can someone please explain to me why my expensive, wireless, noise canceling headphones use the same type of charger as my cat’s $5 floppy fish?
#randomthoughts
#randomthoughts
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Can someone please explain to me why my expensive, wireless, noise canceling headphones use the same type of charger as my cat’s $5 floppy fish?
#randomthoughts
#randomthoughts
Remember. Tomorrow is International Silly Walk Day.
Please celebrate by being as silly as possible.
Please celebrate by being as silly as possible.
a man in a suit and hat is walking down a hallway carrying a briefcase
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is walking down a hallway carrying a briefcase
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January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Remember. Tomorrow is International Silly Walk Day.
Please celebrate by being as silly as possible.
Please celebrate by being as silly as possible.
Three days into 2026 and I have
- a busted water heater
- an SO with the flu
- black mold in my basement
Oh, and my nation just bombed another country, kidnapped its president and is going to let Big Oil run it until it is “stable.”
I live in the STUPIDEST timeline!
- a busted water heater
- an SO with the flu
- black mold in my basement
Oh, and my nation just bombed another country, kidnapped its president and is going to let Big Oil run it until it is “stable.”
I live in the STUPIDEST timeline!
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Three days into 2026 and I have
- a busted water heater
- an SO with the flu
- black mold in my basement
Oh, and my nation just bombed another country, kidnapped its president and is going to let Big Oil run it until it is “stable.”
I live in the STUPIDEST timeline!
- a busted water heater
- an SO with the flu
- black mold in my basement
Oh, and my nation just bombed another country, kidnapped its president and is going to let Big Oil run it until it is “stable.”
I live in the STUPIDEST timeline!
Three more days! Then my SO has NO excuse not to watch:
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- MST3K Avalanche
- MST3K Christmas That Almost Wasn’t
- Red vs Blue Christmas mini-series
Because I will be playing those things on a fucking LOOP!
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- MST3K Avalanche
- MST3K Christmas That Almost Wasn’t
- Red vs Blue Christmas mini-series
Because I will be playing those things on a fucking LOOP!
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Three more days! Then my SO has NO excuse not to watch:
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- MST3K Avalanche
- MST3K Christmas That Almost Wasn’t
- Red vs Blue Christmas mini-series
Because I will be playing those things on a fucking LOOP!
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- MST3K Avalanche
- MST3K Christmas That Almost Wasn’t
- Red vs Blue Christmas mini-series
Because I will be playing those things on a fucking LOOP!
The best Christmas song EVER! Of all time!
Your Door Was Locked! (Minecraft Animation)
YouTube video by Element Animation
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The best Christmas song EVER! Of all time!
What better way to wait for the turkey to cook than to watch the biggest turkey of them all!
Ba-gawk.
Ba-gawk.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What better way to wait for the turkey to cook than to watch the biggest turkey of them all!
Ba-gawk.
Ba-gawk.
Wait … WHAT!?!? Son of a … SHE DIED IN 2022!!! FUCKING AI!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wait … WHAT!?!? Son of a … SHE DIED IN 2022!!! FUCKING AI!!!
When you are absentmindedly scrolling the internet and your brain autocorrect “Black Friday Deals” to “Black Death Deals.”
a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and says `` yep , seems about right ''
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and says `` yep , seems about right ''
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November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When you are absentmindedly scrolling the internet and your brain autocorrect “Black Friday Deals” to “Black Death Deals.”
Me in a nut shell
Introvert Memes 5
YouTube video by MerryMemes
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October 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Me in a nut shell
Random Colleague: Oh my god! Horrible things are happening in the world! How could this happen?!
Me: HISTORIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
Me: HISTORIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
a close up of a person 's face with a helmet on
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a helmet on
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October 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Random Colleague: Oh my god! Horrible things are happening in the world! How could this happen?!
Me: HISTORIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
Me: HISTORIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
Things my coworkers say that make me really hate the English language:
“I’m not ordering sushi from that place again. It smells too fishy.”
“I’m not ordering sushi from that place again. It smells too fishy.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Things my coworkers say that make me really hate the English language:
“I’m not ordering sushi from that place again. It smells too fishy.”
“I’m not ordering sushi from that place again. It smells too fishy.”
Ironhill Brewery just shut down all their locations. No warning to staff, no warning to patrons. Just shut the doors and board it up within 24 hours.
Either someone owed money to the Mob or the tariffs are starting to come home to roost.
At least we have Starbu~ DAMNIT!!!
Either someone owed money to the Mob or the tariffs are starting to come home to roost.
At least we have Starbu~ DAMNIT!!!
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ironhill Brewery just shut down all their locations. No warning to staff, no warning to patrons. Just shut the doors and board it up within 24 hours.
Either someone owed money to the Mob or the tariffs are starting to come home to roost.
At least we have Starbu~ DAMNIT!!!
Either someone owed money to the Mob or the tariffs are starting to come home to roost.
At least we have Starbu~ DAMNIT!!!
Okay, when I find the asshole who wished on the Monkey’s Paw for “Life to be like it was back in the 1940s” is going to shove a red hot steel beam up his butt!
September 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Okay, when I find the asshole who wished on the Monkey’s Paw for “Life to be like it was back in the 1940s” is going to shove a red hot steel beam up his butt!
My mid-life crisis thus far has consisted of incomplete crochet projects, cats and a bird bath I’m turning into a Druidic libation altar to piss off my neighbors.
All I need is some dry ice and I’ll be on a watch list in no time.
All I need is some dry ice and I’ll be on a watch list in no time.
September 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My mid-life crisis thus far has consisted of incomplete crochet projects, cats and a bird bath I’m turning into a Druidic libation altar to piss off my neighbors.
All I need is some dry ice and I’ll be on a watch list in no time.
All I need is some dry ice and I’ll be on a watch list in no time.
Lesson learned:
Do not wear the Borderlands 2 t-shirt that reads “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jacobs” to a work meeting if you don’t want to make friends with HR.
#borderlands2
Do not wear the Borderlands 2 t-shirt that reads “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jacobs” to a work meeting if you don’t want to make friends with HR.
#borderlands2
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lesson learned:
Do not wear the Borderlands 2 t-shirt that reads “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jacobs” to a work meeting if you don’t want to make friends with HR.
#borderlands2
Do not wear the Borderlands 2 t-shirt that reads “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jacobs” to a work meeting if you don’t want to make friends with HR.
#borderlands2
It's Quiet. Too Quiet (Red vs Blue)
YouTube video by Chloe Neff
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September 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I think we all need some positivity in our lives, especially now. So, please enjoy this fun little song that has been living in my head rent free for the last few days.
And remember, we will get through this and we will be stronger on the other side. We just need to Get Back Up.
And remember, we will get through this and we will be stronger on the other side. We just need to Get Back Up.
Jacksepticeye Minecraft Song by Schmoyoho
YouTube video by jacksepticeye
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think we all need some positivity in our lives, especially now. So, please enjoy this fun little song that has been living in my head rent free for the last few days.
And remember, we will get through this and we will be stronger on the other side. We just need to Get Back Up.
And remember, we will get through this and we will be stronger on the other side. We just need to Get Back Up.
Why are my Dove chocolates trying to get me to write Mary Sue fanfiction?
August 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Why are my Dove chocolates trying to get me to write Mary Sue fanfiction?
Today’s MST3K quote distracting me from the news:
🎼Normal view. 🎶 Normal view. 🎵 Normal view. 🎶 Normal. VIEWowowowow!!!!🎶
#mst3k #ThisIslandEarth
🎼Normal view. 🎶 Normal view. 🎵 Normal view. 🎶 Normal. VIEWowowowow!!!!🎶
#mst3k #ThisIslandEarth
August 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Today’s MST3K quote distracting me from the news:
🎼Normal view. 🎶 Normal view. 🎵 Normal view. 🎶 Normal. VIEWowowowow!!!!🎶
#mst3k #ThisIslandEarth
🎼Normal view. 🎶 Normal view. 🎵 Normal view. 🎶 Normal. VIEWowowowow!!!!🎶
#mst3k #ThisIslandEarth