Feels like a minor miracle that it hasn’t happened here yet, and down there they have a lot more guns and a lot less to lose

Andy get iPad

Obligatory Kirby framing: These are not contradictory opinions because their definition of crime is “seeing brown people”

The “I’m definitely going to remember to use this for the eye doctor” to “I guess I’m buying 5000 band-aids again” pipeline

Explaining it even this much would be excessive for a Bond movie

Hope Bovino rolls his Suburban on the way out and breaks his twerp neck

Entish trussy got me actin unwise

hate to see it

That really is what it’s all about, isn’t it? Next month they think they’ll get to point at republicans voting against healthcare, a thing republicans have been doing since the Silurian period, with crocodile tears and a plea for voters to vote blue instead. That’s the ideal outcome for them

To clarify, I don’t mean just a little walking path. They shoveled the entire sidewalk but only in the direction from their gate to their street parked car. Leaving ~25 feet in the other direction unshoveled