Longshot
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Longshot
@alongshot.bsky.social
They needed more episodes where the monster of the week turned out to just be a regular bad guy. I think there were 1 or 2 to that effect.
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I was just talking about days that my covid vaccine was supposed to activate and kill me/turn me into a zombie. If we add in everything else its several hundred.
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I keep forgetting about this, I've missed like 10-15 of these dates already.
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Oh so you hate strong women?!
a woman in a yellow jacket is looking out a window
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December 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Seeking liberalization? Say it aint so.
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sometimes dreams really do come true.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nah they're just not used to death threats. Someone like ilhan omar probably gets more death threats every hour than those fools recieve in their entire lives.
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Make sure you piece together the survivors story.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Isn't he still slated to win his primary
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Lol lmao
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Throw it in the harbor with the tea.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Are We sure he wasn't training to be a police dog?
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Are you sure you can't just give me a summary using characters from pop culture franchises like marvel or star wars?
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Does your cousin condemn hamas though?
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This guy is gonna be less popular than kamala in 2020
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Best i can do is a slightly slower slide into right wing authoritarianism and 10 billion more for israel.
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Bold of you to assume we're not using your show to rot our own brains
October 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I 100% believe this is where that tidbit came from
October 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Surprised Pikachu GIF
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October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Its sick that you flaunt your ignorance like this.
October 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Who is claiming they are cheaper? Are they polling bots?
October 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM