a small fry from mcdonald’s being $2.75 now is absolutely criminal
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
a small fry from mcdonald’s being $2.75 now is absolutely criminal
woke up at 4:30am with the worst cramp in my right ribcage. i’m so tired
October 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
woke up at 4:30am with the worst cramp in my right ribcage. i’m so tired
my dad calling me to tell me he thinks he’s autistic and saying that i’m just like him is probably the funniest fucking phone call i’ve ever gotten from him in my 25 years of life
October 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
my dad calling me to tell me he thinks he’s autistic and saying that i’m just like him is probably the funniest fucking phone call i’ve ever gotten from him in my 25 years of life
thinking about my 9th grade advanced english teacher who made me have a parent teacher meeting because i was doing shitty in the class and then at the end of it she asked me what mascara i used because i was crying the whole time but it wasn’t streaking
September 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
thinking about my 9th grade advanced english teacher who made me have a parent teacher meeting because i was doing shitty in the class and then at the end of it she asked me what mascara i used because i was crying the whole time but it wasn’t streaking
i wish it was possible to move to the netherlands for like a year. i’m so tired of america
September 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i wish it was possible to move to the netherlands for like a year. i’m so tired of america
i so badly want to have my matilda birthday.
September 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i so badly want to have my matilda birthday.
me finally having excedrin to take for my chronic migraines after like a week and a half without it
a man is kneeling in front of a piano with a book on the desk that says ' bluegrass '
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August 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
me finally having excedrin to take for my chronic migraines after like a week and a half without it
sometimes i can’t help but compare myself to others when it comes to spending money on things.
August 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
sometimes i can’t help but compare myself to others when it comes to spending money on things.
thinking about how last night i asked my wife for some chocolate milk and she brought it to me in a champagne flute
August 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
thinking about how last night i asked my wife for some chocolate milk and she brought it to me in a champagne flute
one of my favorite poets is doing a reading in detroit and i’m so sad i can’t go because im BROKE
August 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
one of my favorite poets is doing a reading in detroit and i’m so sad i can’t go because im BROKE
the amount of people who come through my starbucks drive thru wearing van cleef is so insane. like why are you wearing my yearly income on your NECK
August 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the amount of people who come through my starbucks drive thru wearing van cleef is so insane. like why are you wearing my yearly income on your NECK
surfboard is not a part of the body 🙂↕️☝🏼
July 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
surfboard is not a part of the body 🙂↕️☝🏼
quitting lexapro cold turkey has me feeling absolutely insane. i feel like i could sleep for a week straight and not eat anything bc i have zero appetite
July 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
quitting lexapro cold turkey has me feeling absolutely insane. i feel like i could sleep for a week straight and not eat anything bc i have zero appetite
“set your ac to 78 to help save the power grid” how about ban AI??? stop private planes??? tax billionaires???
July 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“set your ac to 78 to help save the power grid” how about ban AI??? stop private planes??? tax billionaires???
i’m 25 and people i went to school with are starting to die. life is so strange
June 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i’m 25 and people i went to school with are starting to die. life is so strange
my wife’s friend is going to the no kings march tomorrow and it’s so annoying because her fiancé is a transphobic right leaning dick. like okay???
June 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my wife’s friend is going to the no kings march tomorrow and it’s so annoying because her fiancé is a transphobic right leaning dick. like okay???
no control by one direction still goes hard
June 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
no control by one direction still goes hard
accidentally called an old lady at the grocery store “dude” and i’ll be thinking about it for the rest of my life
June 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
accidentally called an old lady at the grocery store “dude” and i’ll be thinking about it for the rest of my life
i want to go to italy so badly
June 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i want to go to italy so badly
i keep getting remembering your dad this father’s day ads on my facebook and i’m like bro my dad isn’t dead
June 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i keep getting remembering your dad this father’s day ads on my facebook and i’m like bro my dad isn’t dead
i want to do the #manoftheyear trend on tiktok about the guy who i barely knew at community college asking to go “balls deep in me” out of nowhere but my mom follows me on there
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i want to do the #manoftheyear trend on tiktok about the guy who i barely knew at community college asking to go “balls deep in me” out of nowhere but my mom follows me on there
sometimes taking a mental health day off of work really is the cure
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
sometimes taking a mental health day off of work really is the cure
the hamilton mash up they did for the tonys ate
June 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the hamilton mash up they did for the tonys ate
everyday i crave a bag of salty tortilla chips
June 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
everyday i crave a bag of salty tortilla chips
i am the ceo of tik tok comments
June 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i am the ceo of tik tok comments