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almostzander.bsky.social
Zander
@almostzander.bsky.social
Streamer, Youtube creator, writer, wannabe. It/its

Safety is an illusion, happiness is a choice, and everyone's going to die.
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Hey are you looking for a new hyperfixation? Did you like DSMP or any of those minecraft based lores but wished it was fully edited with an amazing soundtrack? Well do I have the hyperfixation for you. 2 full episodes are out and a bunch of shorts, episode 3 is next week. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Children of Aesir - YouTube
The collection of lore
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I did it. I finally did it. And I'm not done I'm going down with this ship. Drawing until the final moments. #artfight #teamfossil #teamcrystal
July 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I forgot I had a bluesky whoops. This place still exist?
July 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
EXCUSE ME- TRY SOME WHAT?? #spotify
March 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hey artists I need you. I desperately want to start selling physical art (stickers, posters) online. Etsy isn't an option. Where/how do you sell??? I've spent months researching and it all seems impossible or very expensive. Any tips welcome. #art #artshop
January 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
No, not everything is bad right now. You are alive. You are good. That has to be worth something.
January 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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There is nothing a government can control in your heart, your mind, your home, and the relationships you build with eachother.

The next time you see yourself in a mirror, nod as you would to a friend.
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Everyone on both sides realizing we are fucked
January 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I've never seen a less diverse room than this inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The world is easier with cake. I hope everyone finds something to get them through this time.
January 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Without tiktok I've found myself resorting to reading while my cake bakes.
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Pray for me. See you in 40 minutes.
January 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
This is definitely wrong
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Fuck
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Was i supposed to drain this?
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Forget real cake. I am making dump cake. This feels like too much butter.
January 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Tiktok is gone. How am I coping? Baking cake a 1:30am. Highly recommended. Let me know if you want me to post cake results
January 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Everyone here from my tiktok I'm glad you found me. I'll still be making content and answering questions. And for anyone else who feels like they are sinking today- its okay to mourn. Just don't go down alone. #tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
YO thank you for a hundred followers on here!! Who says we do this like it's 2013 Tumblr and do a DTIYS to celebrate?? Do people still do those? Would yall wanna and actually participate in a DTIYS?? Might have to draw something up hmmmmmm... #DTIYS
January 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
LIVE streaming art and talking about the drama twitch.tv/almostzander
January 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hey since 2020 drama is back, let's bring back critical analysis too. #dream #dsmp #tommyinnit youtu.be/8idmcEOWspk?...
Power, Abuse, and the Dream SMP | Video Essay
YouTube video by AlmostZander
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January 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"Rebirth" Jinx season 2 fanart #arcane #art
January 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Let's play the hottest horror game, and clean out our mouths. Mouthwashing, live now! Twitch.tv/almostzander
January 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
January 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy new years. I've never had a better new years eve. Let's hope that means the year will be the same.
January 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM