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maya
@almostmaya.bsky.social
hi it's maya i decided to make a personal account ✌️
context: my hair was rly gross but i’m still sick and was too exhausted to wash it after i detangled so devin washed it for me (ty babe) and then just smacked a whole glob of conditioner directly onto my scalp, right at the bangs
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
am i wrong to think that just regular santa + sharp teeth would do it for u
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i feel you on this 😭 i’ve been sick the past couple days and it’s rly sucked but idk. i got my wife and my pets at least
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
anyway i’m excited to see what they do with the ikithon fight later bc i feel like in the campaign it was weirdly anticlimactic, but ig that also had its own appeal, since in its own way it was satisfying to see this figure that was so huge in caleb’s life be brought down so easily
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
how long before i can send devin my favorite m9 fan fiction…. technically it was written before the campaign ended……. tho only by like 4-5 episodes iirc………….. i probably have to wait until the end of the show huh 😭
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
watching devin lock the fuck in to fully watch caleb’s backstory, when they draw or play games thru most shows, was soooo satisfying ngl
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
to be fair, it’s always jester and caleb tied for first
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
tiddies out but give her a shield so it’s like a taunt
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
cuuuuute 🥺🥺🥺
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
tiktok only allows a max of 35 videos and i wanted to put all the clothes we've made this year into a single video and that's like 62 things, not even including the 5 things i dont have video of yet, so i had to get a little creative w how to get all those videos into a single video on tiktok
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
sometimes you just connect with a medium or a tool and no other ink i found worked or felt quite the same… and that was a unique source of rust, apparently super old and not rly replicable. i miss her 😭
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM