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Joshua Flores
@almostjoshua.bsky.social
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Talk to me about LAFC, horror, or orange tabbies.
IT Asset Management at Riot Games.
He/him. 🇲🇽 🇺🇸
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Lionel hutz pointing to a sandwich and saying: "I don't use the word 'hero' very often. But you are the greatest hero in american history"
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Happy Howl-loween
A calico cat dressed as little red riding hood stares at the camera. Behind her sits a man in a werewolf mask, flannel shirt, and jeans.
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Happy birthday!
A calico cat laying on the floor, with a Happy Birthday cap. Her tongue sticks out slightly.
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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o7

Also made one of my Disney Adult coworkers get it, and texted my wife.
A pic of the iOS App Store, showing Disney Magic Match installed with a blue Open button.
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Seoul was nice.
View of Seoul at night through hotel windows. In the foreground, a stuffed Wingman sits on a table, looking out on the city. Seoul sidestreet at night, a stuffed wingman sits in the bottom right corner, his back to the viewer Another nighttime view of Seoul, this time overlooking a canal that sits below street level. Office buildings line the street, while people walk alongside the canal LoL Park during the series between T1 and Dplus Kia. On the right are statues of Teemo and Pengu, either side of a Riot Games sign. On the left, audience overflow for fans who cannot watch from the arena; fans are seated on the floor or standing in the back watching screens showing the game (screens not pictured)
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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This is Atari Jaguar erasure and I will not stand for it.
A picture of an Atari Jaguar controller. It is a blocky wired controller with a D-pad, 2 menu buttons, 3 controller buttons and a full number pad!
September 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Homer Simpson, standing in front of his couch, letter in hand, inhaling before shouting the loudest profanity Ned Flanders has ever heard.
September 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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🐾
Closeup of a calico cat sleeping on a pink blanket with a paw sticking out
September 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I kinda stopped PC gaming around 2005 and focused on consoles until I was working at Riot.

Also, not sure why past Josh bought a wallet credit when the plan seemed to be spend it all right away.
Early purchase history on a Steam account showing: Nov 2015 - Trineology Nov 2015 - Doctor Who: The Adventure Games April 2015 - Fallout New Vegas Ultimate ROW, Fallout 3 GOTY, Return to Castle Wolfenstein Oct 2014 - Fallout, Fallout 2 Jun 2014 - Age of Empires II
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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If you don’t, someone else will:
Two character models from Monster Prom 3: Monster Roadtrip. On the left, a purple bipedal alien with chiseled muscles and a xenomorph head. On the right, a brown Predator-esque creature with a dad bod. Both creatures are only wearing underwear.
August 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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C’est la vie
Shot of the LAFC stadium at night, taken from the North End. The scoreboard reads LAFC 0, Vancouver 1. Another digital board reads “Thank You, Giroud” as a farewell message
June 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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She was grumpy but she still let me give her subcutaneous fluids. What a little champion.
A calico cat loafing on a man. She has a disgruntled look but is still calm and still. An IV line is placed between her shoulders and held in place by a hand while it delivers saline.
June 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Universal*
June 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I have too many black shirts.
Counterpoint: Nah
Black tshirt with gold text reading: Los Angeles Abolish Ice Shirt is from the LAFC supporter group Lxs Tigres del NorthEnd
June 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Shoutout to the homie that saw this sign and knew I had to have one 🥹
Black and gold sign reading “LA stands with immigrants” with LA stylized after the LAFC logo
June 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Working from home is hard.
A calico cat sleeping on a lap, using a wrist as a pillow. An outstretched hand reaches for keys on a Macbook while not trying to disturb her slumber.
June 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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2025 has been an excellent year for vampire media
Picture of Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones sitting atop a desk
May 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Here we go
Confirmation of ticket purchase for the FIFA Club World Cup 2025 Play-in happening 5/31 between LAFC and Club America. A map of the stadium is shown with the area of the tickets highlighted in blue.
May 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Happy Sweet 16 to this little lady 🎂
A bemused calico cat wearing a teal and tinsel Happy Birthday hat as she lays curled up on a couch.
May 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Proof it wasn't a fever dream
Screenshot of Grave Yardage showing a skeleton referee looking down on a section of a football field with 2 detonated landmines and 1 undetonated. An in-game announcement declares "Littering, 25 point fine." Player health bars are shown at the top of the screen, along with remaining game time.
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Today’s listening for Trans Day of Visibility
Album cover of punk band Against Me’s Transgender Dysphoria Blues.
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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And every one of these wins has been with my same Fire type deck.
Screenshot of Pokemon TCG Pocket, showing the Battle Record screen with 300 wins
March 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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This is why I can’t WFH.

At least she’s not sleeping on my dominant hand.
A calico cat curled up comfortably on my lap, head resting on my left hand/wrist, trapping my arm. A laptop touchpad is shown in the top right corner, revealing an attempt to work from a desk.
March 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Wins make Tuesday nights better.
Post-game celebration by LAFC players, family, and one puppy at Bmo Stadium
February 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM