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almostfamousphil.bsky.social
@almostfamousphil.bsky.social
I made snickerdoodles tonight. Well Kirby and I did.
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Oh yeah. I have this account. I should use it more often.
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
It honestly hurts being let down so much, I can barely fly anymore.
June 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yeah. It fucking hurts when a group of friends like you, but they really like my bestie and after SHE left, they treat me….not bad, but differently.
April 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
It really sucks having abandonment issues sometimes. My bestie is leaving for vacation next week and she’s reassured me it’s, “just a week” but to me it’s going to seem so much longer, but having people leave you before in your life is hard. I hate this feeling.
April 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ok. I’m back. I sometimes forget about this app and got tired of all the bots.
April 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I invented chugging strawberry milk.
January 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Despite working in a restaurant and getting to eat for free, I try not to eat too much of the food here so I don’t get burnt out on it.
January 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Going to my friends house to do shrooms while looking at their aquarium.
January 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The dangers of weed is smoking too much and then ordering too much food. Ugh.
January 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
At what age did you start liking salt and vinegar chips?
December 28, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Hey, I’m glad you’re still alive. ☺️
December 26, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I’m tired of this grandpa.
December 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Grandpa, I’m tired.
December 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Made it to Virginia safely. Long trip!
December 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I made some late night wings. Turned out pretty good.
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I made a snicker doodle pie. It looks weird, but smells amazing.
December 12, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Sometimes it sucks not having a car, like it’s 31 degrees out, but I don’t want to go outside. Them delivery fees are wild though.
December 3, 2024 at 6:51 PM
😪
December 3, 2024 at 10:24 AM
It’s snowing and my boss just told us to stay home. She said, “You guys are my back bone and I’d be devastated if anything happened to you guys, so I’m going to work today and probably close early.”
I never worked in a kitchen where the owner put their employees first. 😭
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Reposted
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I love you moss bricks. 💚
November 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Omfg…please let me go home. You’re low key YouTube videos aren’t going to change my mind on how good your band is.
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Employee back patio at work. Enjoying this sun and warmth before the weather fucking plummets tomorrow.
November 24, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I will stay in bed up until the last possible second before I have to get up and get ready for work.
November 24, 2024 at 6:41 PM