Red Shirt Pizza Co.

Duck face on that man is freaky.

Team biscotti. Especially because my wife cut me off from baking anything else for a minute. I was looking forward to those!

My brain is going to implode with this one. I also made the mistake of reading the comments. Daaannng. Bad idea.

Nothing says holiday spirit like figuring out how to illegally eradicate brown (and Black) folks. 

Star Trek/Dr. Who!! I find that easier to wrap my head around than StarTrek/Superman.

Whoa…this is just wild. Why am I working my ass off in this doctoral program again??? Crazy second career choice on my part.

I'm flying to NOLA on my bday next month for a conference…I think I'm taking notes here for how to spend my airport time more constructively. First the Japanese whiskey and now this! I'm learning much from you!

I spent 20 minutes looking up Japanese whiskeys as a result so…thank you is all I have to say!

I clearly am a nobody, but I don’t even know who the hell Chatterton IS. But if you want to know then I’m intrigued.

Oh no...

This whole year has been an exercise in figuring out if something is real or The Onion…unfortunately, it's usually real.