Almond
@almondsquirrel.bsky.social
I know things and squeak a lot.
Begrudgingly Seattle.
Begrudgingly Seattle.
"Almond how is your death stranding 2 playthrough going"
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norman bajeena
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Almond how is your death stranding 2 playthrough going"
norman bajeena
norman bajeena
How many torment nexuses are we going to invent. How much per month are you willing to pay to talk to a fake version of your dead family member living on some corporate server. How long until a faceless tech companies reading off an ad script is pretending to be your mentor and parent.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
How many torment nexuses are we going to invent. How much per month are you willing to pay to talk to a fake version of your dead family member living on some corporate server. How long until a faceless tech companies reading off an ad script is pretending to be your mentor and parent.
I need to get art of Almond as the DocFetcher squirrel.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I need to get art of Almond as the DocFetcher squirrel.
It does amaze me that valve managed to make a controller seem even less ergonomic than the OG Xbox Duke
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It does amaze me that valve managed to make a controller seem even less ergonomic than the OG Xbox Duke
This is actually a massive win for Graphene OS that as long as you have an up to date phone they still can't crack it.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is actually a massive win for Graphene OS that as long as you have an up to date phone they still can't crack it.
Hey Mom, I'm Ken Miles
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Hey Mom, I'm Ken Miles
Look, a lot of people ask me "hey Almond, you rate turtlenecks, what's a 10/10?"
This, is a 10 out of 10. It's texture and tailoring to a perfect form-fitting black void in which the body disappears entirely in physics defying darkness and sleekness. It is not cloth, it is the shape of void.
This, is a 10 out of 10. It's texture and tailoring to a perfect form-fitting black void in which the body disappears entirely in physics defying darkness and sleekness. It is not cloth, it is the shape of void.
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Look, a lot of people ask me "hey Almond, you rate turtlenecks, what's a 10/10?"
This, is a 10 out of 10. It's texture and tailoring to a perfect form-fitting black void in which the body disappears entirely in physics defying darkness and sleekness. It is not cloth, it is the shape of void.
This, is a 10 out of 10. It's texture and tailoring to a perfect form-fitting black void in which the body disappears entirely in physics defying darkness and sleekness. It is not cloth, it is the shape of void.
I remember when Don Mattrick came on stage and told everyone that the Xbox was now an always on streaming device that would use the kinetic camera to motion track you so you could talk to with voice commands and after that utter failure I'm convinced those devs ended up working on Copilot.
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I remember when Don Mattrick came on stage and told everyone that the Xbox was now an always on streaming device that would use the kinetic camera to motion track you so you could talk to with voice commands and after that utter failure I'm convinced those devs ended up working on Copilot.
Isn't it weird how there was this strange uptick in gold prices in September and then the internet was flooded with articles about how gold was a place to store your value because trump was going to use crypto to devalue the dollar? Then there was a massive selloff right as it peaked?
October 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Isn't it weird how there was this strange uptick in gold prices in September and then the internet was flooded with articles about how gold was a place to store your value because trump was going to use crypto to devalue the dollar? Then there was a massive selloff right as it peaked?
This, also, is what death stranding is about.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This, also, is what death stranding is about.
Today, I feel the world is a little better after learning those fucking insipid "I HAVE A LAMBORGHINI IN MY GARAGE BUY MY FINANCIAL ADVICE" advertisement guy is now being charged by the SEC for securities fraud.
Apparently he was one of the corporate raiders behind Radioshack going bankrupt.
Apparently he was one of the corporate raiders behind Radioshack going bankrupt.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today, I feel the world is a little better after learning those fucking insipid "I HAVE A LAMBORGHINI IN MY GARAGE BUY MY FINANCIAL ADVICE" advertisement guy is now being charged by the SEC for securities fraud.
Apparently he was one of the corporate raiders behind Radioshack going bankrupt.
Apparently he was one of the corporate raiders behind Radioshack going bankrupt.
It's cool that they have continued to still make these, up to today.
October 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's cool that they have continued to still make these, up to today.
I think death stranding 2 would have been more critically acclaimed if they had just showed this video to every journalist during the review period.
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I think death stranding 2 would have been more critically acclaimed if they had just showed this video to every journalist during the review period.
Reality altering image
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Reality altering image
1am recovering from food poisoning, but in my happy place
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
1am recovering from food poisoning, but in my happy place
Crunching the workday like
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Crunching the workday like
Yeah, this is pretty incredible.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Yeah, this is pretty incredible.
This is surreal. This is a divine experience. It's uncanny how realistic it is to the real car.
I'm weirdly faster in VR than I am without, though controller is still faster than the wheel. The way the light reflects the interior off the windshield is such a nice touch.
I'm weirdly faster in VR than I am without, though controller is still faster than the wheel. The way the light reflects the interior off the windshield is such a nice touch.
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
This is surreal. This is a divine experience. It's uncanny how realistic it is to the real car.
I'm weirdly faster in VR than I am without, though controller is still faster than the wheel. The way the light reflects the interior off the windshield is such a nice touch.
I'm weirdly faster in VR than I am without, though controller is still faster than the wheel. The way the light reflects the interior off the windshield is such a nice touch.
It's not quite marvel villain syndrome but the fact that Lex is so cartoonishly pathetically self-defeatingly evil in Superman 2025 makes me think they'll do a much better job handling Darkseid, Sinestro, or Brainiac. I'm excited to see Guy Gardner show up in an Emerald Twilight adaptation.
October 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It's not quite marvel villain syndrome but the fact that Lex is so cartoonishly pathetically self-defeatingly evil in Superman 2025 makes me think they'll do a much better job handling Darkseid, Sinestro, or Brainiac. I'm excited to see Guy Gardner show up in an Emerald Twilight adaptation.
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October 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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