new haircut, who dis?

now... why did I just see a dad cycling with his three year old son on a lime bike with the child in the front basket like he was goddamn ET 😭💀

my Brazilian boyfriend's aunt is terrible with geography so whenever she asks after me she says "how's the American?" 😭

You but in blue 🐬

catching a midnight 1hr bus journey home in London, pls pray I don't get stabbed y'all ✌️

think about this edit daily

the way me and my sister have no idea how to communicate with eachother, half the time of us crossing paths is just this:

someone tell me why the gym packed at 3:29pm on a wednesday... you are all adults, what happened to having a job

too da gymm now gonna wift wrealie eavyy stuff an make muscle-wuscles big big an be super duper extwa stwonggg ☺️

working as a carer, waited 7 hours with my client in same day emergency care just to be told to go home with nothing, someone pls do something about the NHS 😭💀

me ➕ my on rep🍽️