Almax
@almax898.bsky.social
I am probably too shy to use this very much. But can you imagine the GLORY of seeing it get used a whole bunch!?!
25m - He/Him - MDNI 🔞
My Scripts!
reddit.com/user/Almax898/comments/1n4lfrt
My erotic CYOA story!
chyoa.com/chapter/Introduction.661856
25m - He/Him - MDNI 🔞
My Scripts!
reddit.com/user/Almax898/comments/1n4lfrt
My erotic CYOA story!
chyoa.com/chapter/Introduction.661856
can I pencil you in for 3:00pm, kitten? let's circle back to this later.
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
can I pencil you in for 3:00pm, kitten? let's circle back to this later.
(me, excited about my dog)
my shit zoo is so small! it looks so silly! you guys have to come see it!
(you, tired of my whining)
yeah, don't have to book ME a ticket...
my shit zoo is so small! it looks so silly! you guys have to come see it!
(you, tired of my whining)
yeah, don't have to book ME a ticket...
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
(me, excited about my dog)
my shit zoo is so small! it looks so silly! you guys have to come see it!
(you, tired of my whining)
yeah, don't have to book ME a ticket...
my shit zoo is so small! it looks so silly! you guys have to come see it!
(you, tired of my whining)
yeah, don't have to book ME a ticket...
I do not know who Sam Darnold is
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I do not know who Sam Darnold is
my heart's a stereo, its nucleosis is mono, the same goes for nucleobro, you know.
sam darnold had to go, he double-dipped on nucleo, he's out indefinitely so, you swap spit and you will get mono
sam darnold had to go, he double-dipped on nucleo, he's out indefinitely so, you swap spit and you will get mono
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
my heart's a stereo, its nucleosis is mono, the same goes for nucleobro, you know.
sam darnold had to go, he double-dipped on nucleo, he's out indefinitely so, you swap spit and you will get mono
sam darnold had to go, he double-dipped on nucleo, he's out indefinitely so, you swap spit and you will get mono
I'll probably do it anyway but it'll feel better this way
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I'll probably do it anyway but it'll feel better this way
Please bless this post with early upvote momentum so I can write more M4F Scripts in da future
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Please bless this post with early upvote momentum so I can write more M4F Scripts in da future
I'm planning to write a gender-flipped M4F MDom version of this too, but that will come later. I hope you like it!!
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I'm planning to write a gender-flipped M4F MDom version of this too, but that will come later. I hope you like it!!
I would put the pen in my pocket and walk to the next interview. Infinite pen technique. I'd be rich if I could only find a way to sell them.
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I would put the pen in my pocket and walk to the next interview. Infinite pen technique. I'd be rich if I could only find a way to sell them.
how did you break 599 headphones. sharp ears....?
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
how did you break 599 headphones. sharp ears....?
This Script is less than 1200 words long. I DID IT. And it was ON PURPOSE!!
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
This Script is less than 1200 words long. I DID IT. And it was ON PURPOSE!!
this is AMAZING by the way, GO LISTEN TO IT!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
this is AMAZING by the way, GO LISTEN TO IT!!!!
The doctor when Mary Kill tries to have a baby without any sperm: “Mary Kill, you los’ conception.”
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
The doctor when Mary Kill tries to have a baby without any sperm: “Mary Kill, you los’ conception.”
“It would take a miracle!”
(Pennywise kidnaps Mary Kill)
(Pennywise kidnaps Mary Kill)
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“It would take a miracle!”
(Pennywise kidnaps Mary Kill)
(Pennywise kidnaps Mary Kill)
Mary Kill just got a job, call that a miracle worker
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Mary Kill just got a job, call that a miracle worker