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AlmaOtter
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Writing Big Ten and Illinois things at @offtacklerepublic.bsky.social‬

Sports. Books. Bread. Beer.

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"NOOOOO!" he silently yelled, as his parents argued in front of him.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
if it weren't for those meddling kids!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Seconded. Andor is damn near perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Counterpoint: frozen (cookie) dough
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
No, that wouldn’t work. Maybe 13, but definitely not 12.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Heist movie involving 10 accomplices? Wait, no. 11 accomplices?
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This bit continues to be perfectly executed
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
THE TIMELINE REQUIRES MORE PUPPY CONTENT
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I reread Cat’s Cradle recently. Still hits. It shouldn’t. I know the ending. But holy hell, it’s such an earned finish.
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"Queen City of the Paint Branch Drainage Basin" is one of the harshest terms I've ever seen for College Park. I love it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
the wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@unavaleable.bsky.social for the OG post credit
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM