I love that! And do the protectors all end up together, too? One big happy poly cuddle puddle? 🥰🥰

Bodyguard/ward is so good! Especially if the ward doesn't want to be guarded...and then feel bad for complaining when the bodyguard gets hurt protecting them. 😂 😍 Hits just right every time!

Okaaaaaay this sounds amazing!! 👀

That's the dream! 😂

Aww! 😂 I feel you!! My mom keeps saying "I've always known you were going to be a writer, I'm so proud of you, I can't wait to read it" and all I can think is.... Mother, nooooo 🤣 she'd be so shocked 😭

Also, 👀 genderfluid shark people from space, you say?? 😍

Yeaaah, my fam's potential reactions run the gamut from 'awkward' to 'truly horrified.' 😅😭

But you make an excellent point... If I make any kind of decent money from my writing someday, maybe that's when I'll tell them with pride! 😂

I'm team profoundly sad. So many incredible stories I'll never appreciate! 😭 If I was offered immortality I would take it for that reason alone, not gonna lie.

😂 Can't blame a girl for trying!

A balanced diet is important! Doctor's orders 🙏🏻😇

100%! To me, it's even more adorable when they're nervous to reveal their true romantic feelings when they've been shamelessly boning this whole time 😂 Because emotional intimacy can feel so much more intimidating than physical intimacy! (And because I'm impatient to read the smex, let's be real 🤭)

It's just so satisfying, every time! 😂😍

"He railed me" -- it's nbd 💁🏼‍♀️
"He held my hand" -- HOLY SHIT 😱😱😱

🤣🤣

Look at him tucking his slutty lil glasses in his slutty lil pocket 😩🥵

He truly did 😂

Thanks! ♥️ I did pat myself on the back a bit for that one, ngl 😂