Ally Wetz ✪
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Ally Wetz ✪
@allywetz.bsky.social
Childless Cat Lady. Digital Media/Stage Manager/Splits Enthusiast living in the city of Chi. Insta📷: @allywetz ; @allydoesthesplits #allywetzherpants
Kept talking points for the water cooler tomorrow
August 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yogurt - *expires 7/8/2025*
Me - We’ll see about that.
August 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Dobson! We’ve got Dobson here!” -The Devil
August 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Unpopular opinion: I don’t mind the Chicago Air and Water Show. So there’s a little vroom vroom in the sky for one weekend? Reminds me of home. (Dayton, OH)
August 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Never let Lauren be HoH again, she’s playing a weak-ass, baby bitch game. Boooooring. #bb27
August 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I historically have not liked Rachel Reilly, but if there’s one thing I EAT UP it’s when people are afraid of a woman. #BB27 #BigBrother27 #BigBrother
July 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Girls trip to Barbados and Curaçao? #amybradleyismissing
July 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Microdosing Pepto just in case.
July 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Nothing’s guaranteed in life except for the toilets at work are going to flush while I’m sitting on them.
July 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I just applauded in my living room.
#nicolandria
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
She’s said opportunily and gratituily at least twice each now, so it’s really just that she doesn’t know those words.
July 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ace- I feel like I been doing good
America - NOPE

#loveislandusa
July 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
✅Amaya
✅ Bryan (for standing up for our Papaya)

#LoveIslandUSA
July 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Y’all I am officially a Nicolandria stan that last scene Nic had me kicking my feet #loveislandusa
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
One thing guaranteed in life is that my Nail Spa will always call me back.
June 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I didn’t know she was Ozian! #loveislandUSA
June 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We all just doin a lil swig of Pepto before bed.
June 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I think it’s funny the worst women on the show is married to the best man on the show. #TheValley
June 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Huda absoluuuuuuutely crashing out in every direction #loveislandusa
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Why did Paige disappear halfway through this challenge? #loveislandusa
June 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I think they probably aren’t allowed to discuss political affiliations? But letting Chelley connect with a Trump supporter without knowing is naaaaaaasty work. #loveislandUSA
June 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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how it feels to finally see a reality show be the number 1 trending topic on this app #LoveIslandUSA
June 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Nic is cute but I know his hair is like that because it’s hiding a Hey Arnold shaped head. #LoveIslandUSA
June 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just a reminder that it’s Friday night, and you’re an adult, so you can order your own pizza right now. #TGIF
June 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hannah and Marciano are both garbage humans, and they deserve each other. #vanderpumpvilla
June 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM