Don’t ask me to explain it, but a Minnesota accent is the Derry, Ireland, accent of the USA.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don’t ask me to explain it, but a Minnesota accent is the Derry, Ireland, accent of the USA.
I refuse to have to acknowledge this man as the first openly queer president.
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I refuse to have to acknowledge this man as the first openly queer president.
There is no such thing as unskilled labor. ✌️
October 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There is no such thing as unskilled labor. ✌️
That White Lady fully said “thanks for your money, here’s who I really am!” She admitted to knowing she was going to alienate her liberal fan base and squeezed the last cents she could out of them. So. She’s showed you her face. And she wants you to dump her if you don’t like her, babes.
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That White Lady fully said “thanks for your money, here’s who I really am!” She admitted to knowing she was going to alienate her liberal fan base and squeezed the last cents she could out of them. So. She’s showed you her face. And she wants you to dump her if you don’t like her, babes.
Loooving Brat Fall.
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Loooving Brat Fall.
I would love it if U.S. military leaders just told that dried out sweet potato fry NO.
October 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I would love it if U.S. military leaders just told that dried out sweet potato fry NO.
Are we sure the original title for the album wasn’t “The Life of a Travwife”?
October 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Are we sure the original title for the album wasn’t “The Life of a Travwife”?
Another day, another song that proves Taylor Swift has no critical understanding of Shakespeare.
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Another day, another song that proves Taylor Swift has no critical understanding of Shakespeare.
Studying my Bible today and ran across Galatians 3:28.
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”
In conclusion, Jesus is the anti-bigot, trans affirming, kink-positive bestie you’ve been looking for.
Love y’all!
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”
In conclusion, Jesus is the anti-bigot, trans affirming, kink-positive bestie you’ve been looking for.
Love y’all!
September 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Studying my Bible today and ran across Galatians 3:28.
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”
In conclusion, Jesus is the anti-bigot, trans affirming, kink-positive bestie you’ve been looking for.
Love y’all!
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”
In conclusion, Jesus is the anti-bigot, trans affirming, kink-positive bestie you’ve been looking for.
Love y’all!
I would just prefer it if I didn’t have to live under a dictatorship,
with the constant threat of military force and gun violence,
in an endless state of panic over world war,
with the utter fear of my body being ransacked,
you know?
Does that make sense?
with the constant threat of military force and gun violence,
in an endless state of panic over world war,
with the utter fear of my body being ransacked,
you know?
Does that make sense?
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I would just prefer it if I didn’t have to live under a dictatorship,
with the constant threat of military force and gun violence,
in an endless state of panic over world war,
with the utter fear of my body being ransacked,
you know?
Does that make sense?
with the constant threat of military force and gun violence,
in an endless state of panic over world war,
with the utter fear of my body being ransacked,
you know?
Does that make sense?
I think churches should have to I.D. their members to see if they’re old enough to hear about Hell and Eternal Damnation. That shit is rated R at best.
August 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I think churches should have to I.D. their members to see if they’re old enough to hear about Hell and Eternal Damnation. That shit is rated R at best.
You know what? I think a grudge is healthy, actually. If the only reason I need to forgive someone is for my internal well-being, I promise I am thriving with this non-forgiving disgust over them in my heart.
August 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You know what? I think a grudge is healthy, actually. If the only reason I need to forgive someone is for my internal well-being, I promise I am thriving with this non-forgiving disgust over them in my heart.
We get it: your truck is loud because you can’t find the clit.
July 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We get it: your truck is loud because you can’t find the clit.
I dunno about y’all, but I would go absolutely FERAL for a brand new BlackBerry phone. Give me back the clicky clackies. I want to be a soft menace to society.
July 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I dunno about y’all, but I would go absolutely FERAL for a brand new BlackBerry phone. Give me back the clicky clackies. I want to be a soft menace to society.
My lukewarm take is that you should eat tofu like it’s a vessel for sauces, NOT like it’s a flavorless “meat.”
July 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My lukewarm take is that you should eat tofu like it’s a vessel for sauces, NOT like it’s a flavorless “meat.”
If that song has been out more than a decade, and I’m singing the lyrics wrong, respectfully, don’t bother to correct me. If I didn’t learn the lyrics when the song first came out, I will not remember the right words because you stopped my jam sesh. 💖
June 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If that song has been out more than a decade, and I’m singing the lyrics wrong, respectfully, don’t bother to correct me. If I didn’t learn the lyrics when the song first came out, I will not remember the right words because you stopped my jam sesh. 💖
Conversations with Me Be Like:
Friend: “Do you want mshmshmsh Mtn Dew?”
Me: “Yes!”
Friend: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: *suddenly realizes the mshmshmsh was “Dr Pepper or”* “— I mean Mtn Dew.”
Friend: “Do you want mshmshmsh Mtn Dew?”
Me: “Yes!”
Friend: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: *suddenly realizes the mshmshmsh was “Dr Pepper or”* “— I mean Mtn Dew.”
June 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Conversations with Me Be Like:
Friend: “Do you want mshmshmsh Mtn Dew?”
Me: “Yes!”
Friend: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: *suddenly realizes the mshmshmsh was “Dr Pepper or”* “— I mean Mtn Dew.”
Friend: “Do you want mshmshmsh Mtn Dew?”
Me: “Yes!”
Friend: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: *suddenly realizes the mshmshmsh was “Dr Pepper or”* “— I mean Mtn Dew.”
I’ll never trust a stranger more than at a music festival, specifically Bonnaroo. And now I just made myself sad.
June 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’ll never trust a stranger more than at a music festival, specifically Bonnaroo. And now I just made myself sad.
Everything is Thomas Edison’s fault.
June 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Everything is Thomas Edison’s fault.
This whole long-jean-skirts-are-FASHION-now thing is giving
“tell me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends without telling me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends.”
“tell me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends without telling me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends.”
June 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This whole long-jean-skirts-are-FASHION-now thing is giving
“tell me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends without telling me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends.”
“tell me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends without telling me you didn’t grow up in the South with Holiness friends.”
Maybe this is a hot take, but I don’t think we should care about who the next Harry Potter cast are… There shouldn’t be any controversy because we shouldn’t be paying attention to this. And also: leave them kids alone.
May 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Maybe this is a hot take, but I don’t think we should care about who the next Harry Potter cast are… There shouldn’t be any controversy because we shouldn’t be paying attention to this. And also: leave them kids alone.
To be clear: in Train’s song “Meet Virginia,” Virginia is hella ADHD coded, and he wants the fuck out of her, and I love that for them.
May 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
To be clear: in Train’s song “Meet Virginia,” Virginia is hella ADHD coded, and he wants the fuck out of her, and I love that for them.
Actually, factually heartbroken.
May 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Actually, factually heartbroken.
Happy May Day/Beltane, everyone! Light a little fire and sing a little song for the spirits and the fae today! (But don’t follow the music into the woods.)
a group of women are holding hands in a circle in front of a fire .
ALT: a group of women are holding hands in a circle in front of a fire .
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May 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Happy May Day/Beltane, everyone! Light a little fire and sing a little song for the spirits and the fae today! (But don’t follow the music into the woods.)