*gulp* 🤣

Sir Lancelot Of The Lake
1929

"But I pray you that ye take not your company from me to give it to another, since I would do more than any other man to have you."

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Why is this book not all about Galecelot? Lancehot? Anyway, forget that queen you idiot!

Mabinogion
S. Davies translation;
red hardcover edition p. 80

Somewhat abridged excerpt of the The High History of the Holy Graal branch IX, chapter XVI (Evans, 1903).

"They hurtle against each other so strongly that they fall together to the ground all in a heap. The two knights rise to their feet and hold their swords naked."

Medieval texts: making knightly murder look sexy.

Like apse (noun), or transept (noun), or eulogize (verb). Thank you for existing, M-W.

Not in a mean way, just teasing.