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probably eating a bug or smth rn idk
who up designing an airplane for a grocery store
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
if i was a non-sentient creature i would probably enjoy that more than being a horse
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
if i was a horse i would probably enjoy that
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
no this time it was me gobbling the turkey actually
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
goign to eckxpode
September 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
oh are you full of despair and suffering? that sucks try enjoying a slurpee on the swings idiot
April 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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my girl coochie when I put da googlie eyes on it °()°
April 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
yall think reverse psychology will finally make frank ocean drop smth
March 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
farting next to air purifiers in my spare time
March 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
oh it would be so nice if a propeller hat just so happened to fall into my possession
March 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
the internet is my wonderland
February 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
dipping into my savings to buy a disco ball horse
February 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
clint skidmark or hugh clumbert
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
now that tik tok is down my close friends story is gonna go dumb stupid
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
you’re telling me to go kick rocks like i won’t get joy out of that
January 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
2 chunks of chicken in my italian wedding soup. so fuck the rules i guess??
January 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
“oh wow! a salt lick and a pound of carrots! where could this have come from?” i said in a room with a mysterious horse shaped lamp in the corner
January 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i need to be slapped the next time i think im able to eat ice cream
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
bird flu? um yeah?? they fucking do that???
December 31, 2024 at 3:41 PM
going to a mirror maze to watch kids run into the mirrors
December 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
marinated pork tenderloin
December 30, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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Managed to eat like a full meal can I get a hell yeah
December 26, 2024 at 7:35 PM
fuck. i’m jingling everyone’s bells today. decking everyone’s halls. idgaf. yeah, i’m making the yuletide gay alright.
December 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
we all learned to color inside the lines in like, kindergarten, so why is it fucking impossible for people to drive inside the lines. just curious.
December 25, 2024 at 7:01 AM
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jack off all trades (imperative mood)
December 22, 2024 at 9:50 AM