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AllyJune
@allyjune.bsky.social
Parent, believer in common-sense and science, and horrible at about me blurbs.
You're so sweet! I hope your new year is everything you seek.
December 31, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Aw thanks! For the first time in my life, I feel it. 😊
December 31, 2024 at 3:03 PM
That's what it was.
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
OMG! I really hate to give Bezos my money, but this girl has been craving a Zagnut for months.
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Forget Marathon Bars, do they still make Zagnut?!

Also, didn't they rename them awhile back to something ridiculous?
November 18, 2024 at 9:50 PM
It definitely feels so much safer over here.
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
OMG Anne! That is so cute!
November 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Sorry girl, never gonna get married again.
November 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM
There's a reason we follow each other. 🤣
November 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
That's wonderful news!
November 15, 2024 at 3:41 PM
They won't understand they've been fooled until their orange messiah tells them so.
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Happier to be here than there girl!
November 15, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Oh fuck's sake. I was hoping she'd keep her self-hatred to twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Woot! Total adulting win! If send them a pic of you holding the receipt with a middle finger extended towards them.
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 PM