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@allureintheflames.bsky.social
I'm only a 3D artist until they figure out how to compress me into 2D. Seasoned vegetarian. Overcooked Appalachian. he/him

Empathy is our greatest strength, but that care doesn't extend to those who do harm.

🚫Crypto/AI weirdos get blocked.🚫
Keep thinking about Matt Walsh suggesting they do the boycott equivalent of the reaper meme, and NOTHING came from it, and then Target tried to cater to him anyway and is currently on life support.

It gives me hope. The right does not have the political will or moral discipline to play this game.
August 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The anthem of debate perverts. Everyone telling me I'm wrong just makes me more right.
August 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Photos taken seconds before disaster:
August 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
On my knees every night praying for a budding creative who's never seen Star Wars but has seen Darth Vader in so many unrelated games that they assume he's public domain.

Waking up every morning scouring the news that IP law has unraveled because brands diluted their properties beyond recognition.
July 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm not gonna lie, I dragged her out of bed to show her this deer.

She wasn't impressed, but she stayed for the sunshine so it wasn't a total loss.
July 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
July 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's all starting to make sense. All it took was one commercial to convince us she's weapons-grade clueless.
July 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Same
June 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I think we can agree on "a general contempt for human life"
June 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ignoring the MAIN danger of genAI shroom guides, maybe British actress Olivia Williams doesn't want to be accredited as "renowned in the field of biology" and have her name attached to genAI slop masquerading as a guide to identifying poisonous mushrooms.
June 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Needless to say, putting "________ Zoo has cultivated a reputation as one of the worst zoos in America" and attaching deceased film director Michael Anderson's name to it seems like an easy lawsuit for any of those 20 zoos or the Estate of Michael Anderson to win.
June 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I doubt Logan's Run director Michael Anderson (1920-2018) would have wanted to be known as a "veterinarian running his own animal hospital" who also moonlights as a listicle author cranking out such bangers as "25 Pool Deck Ideas You’ll Wish You Had Sooner"
June 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The stars are aligning. Yorkshire pudding tunnels that are also your soulmate.

@unormal.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
May I open a new front in this war? This is more important than the Simpsons. More important than history.

This image is an affront to memes as a concept.
June 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Tobias kept pawing at the rug, so I lifted it up and met an extremely cool guy. 🐍

Based on his lack of response I think maybe he's been digesting a meal. Didn't move a muscle while I took these photos.
June 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The audacity of this guy. Putting in a full day's work of napping so he can howl all night like a weirdo.
May 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
He'll walk right up to a turtle and sniff it, but today somehow climbing into his bed was a spooky undertaking.
May 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Friend came back. LOOK AT FRIEND. 🐢
May 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Unfortunately this one's probably gonna become generally true because *gestures around vaguely*

hashtag I'm not a doctor, anyone who takes medical advice from me will be turned into a crab
May 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A box turtle somehow got stuck in the recessed gravel bed, so I voluntold Tobias to help me rescue it. Tobias sniffed him and went back to eating grass. Our new turtle friend basked in the sun until we left.
May 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh. Neat. Bluesky's just doing a speedrun of massively unpopular Twitter features.

Reminder that Twitter didn't go downhill when Musk bought it, it went downhill when they started forcibly inserting people you don't give a shit about into your timeline.

If I wanted to see them I'd follow them.
May 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is the third one tonight he's eaten! What? Yeah I'll join your class action suit against Aldi. I've spent $20 this year on carts.
May 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
with guest appearances starring:
April 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
They did this to themselves.
April 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This guy.
April 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM