i wish this app had drafts like tw*tter. i’m typing out the funniest stuff that the TL is not prepared for so it needs to cook in the drafts

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

i am now known as the karaoke queen at the bar my brother works at. i’ve peaked.

one day i will be mature enough to participate in rsd, but unfortunately today is not that day

fresh start 🫡