Andy Doherty
allthingsandy.bsky.social
Andy Doherty
@allthingsandy.bsky.social
NYC native. Former radio dude, and old enough to remember people getting scared if someone said they’re from Brooklyn
Does “Melania” end with her staring out the window of Trump’s Bedminster golf club and realizing the patch of grass she sees will one day be her tax break usefulness to him?
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Easter used to be the only day you would hunt for eggs
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The husbands of everyone on the #BlueOrigin space trip are calling it Operation Goomar
April 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Green Day should ring the Wall Street opening bell while playing Time Of Your Life as our 401K’s are taken off life support
#Trumptariffs
April 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Saying goodbye to our 401K’s as the markets open
#tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Imagine Cory Booker tags in Adrien Brody
#filibuster
April 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Schumer’s gotta be on the phone w Republicans to see how he can help them stop Cory Booker’s filibuster
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Chuck Schumer is the poster boy of pathetic wimps. Absolutely incapable of grasping whats happening & permanently stuck in 1983 country club society. Time for a new generation of Dems to rise from the ashes of these cowardly wimps afraid of unease at Park Avenue cocktail parties
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“Whoa whoa, let’s have some respect for this place” says the guy that pardoned 1500 criminals that literally took a shit in the hallways and attacked cops
#JointAddress
March 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trump’s gonna have Musk and Putin sitting behind him for the joint address
March 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sad to see “America” during the In Memoriam
#Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war!

How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
March 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Kinda bummed that asteroid’s gonna miss us
February 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Baseball is back, and (for now) without thousands of transphobic commercials!
#SpringTraining #LGM
February 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The ball in Times Square should do a drop counting down to Trump and his billionaire cartel pushing a crypto bailout on taxpayers
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2 are now running America
#inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
President Biden should bring Major to the inauguration and let him bite everyone in sight
January 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Jay Leno’s 10PM show might work now if he came out nightly explaining how he got beat up every day
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Linda McMahon will serve as Education Secretary to convince kids wrestling is real
November 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM
When I was a kid, I beat Mike Tyson in Punch Out and my mom got mad cuz I took a ton of pics with the Polaroid film she had saved for Thanksgiving
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM