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Matt Eager
@allthedinosaurs.bsky.social
Long-time lurker, first time poster. He/him
It figures that the Roblox CEO would be completely unhinged in an interview less than 24 hours after I posted this. Rest assured they will get an honorable mention at minimum.
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Kirby Air Rider Directs will get longer and more frequent until morale improves.
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is clearly the fault of Chronos, death to him and so forth
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
a, because he will stick to the racket with his feet and I will give up
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Hotelier (Goodness is my favorite album of all time)

It's not exclusively pop punk but Jeff Rosenstock's last album HELLMODE was amazing. The video for "LIKED U BETTER" has a blurred-out Muppet penis.
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ours did the same, and I think about them every day
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
But hey, at least the trailer is accurate
August 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
An hour ago, I spit water all over my keyboard and pants in full view of coworkers, and that was less embarrassing than reading that bloodless post.
May 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The demo was incredible, can't wait to play the full game tonight! Also congrats!
January 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Make sure you secure a pair of secretive corporate sponsors so we can refer to them as the Phantom Landman Fanland Fandom Tandem
January 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I would also like to note that between writing the Ubisoft portion and hitting submit, they managed to delay AC Shadows again. You have to respect their dedication to the Mess.
January 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My streak of failing to properly format images in my blogs remains unbroken
December 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM