It figures that the Roblox CEO would be completely unhinged in an interview less than 24 hours after I posted this. Rest assured they will get an honorable mention at minimum.

The Kirby Air Rider Directs will get longer and more frequent until morale improves.

This is clearly the fault of Chronos, death to him and so forth

a, because he will stick to the racket with his feet and I will give up

The Hotelier (Goodness is my favorite album of all time)

It's not exclusively pop punk but Jeff Rosenstock's last album HELLMODE was amazing. The video for "LIKED U BETTER" has a blurred-out Muppet penis.

Ours did the same, and I think about them every day

But hey, at least the trailer is accurate

An hour ago, I spit water all over my keyboard and pants in full view of coworkers, and that was less embarrassing than reading that bloodless post.

The demo was incredible, can't wait to play the full game tonight! Also congrats!

Make sure you secure a pair of secretive corporate sponsors so we can refer to them as the Phantom Landman Fanland Fandom Tandem

I would also like to note that between writing the Ubisoft portion and hitting submit, they managed to delay AC Shadows again. You have to respect their dedication to the Mess.

My streak of failing to properly format images in my blogs remains unbroken