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My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
my neice who takes 4 hours to fall asleep every night and only after fighting everyone in the house, just fell asleep on top of every single one of my pillows. and the remote to my heated blanket.
January 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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dudes it turns out that romanticizing being a student makes college so much easier than when i just went to class (sometimes) and then went home.
January 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i pray for red lights so i can look at the fast food im eating for a second
January 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i am slowly planting conspiracy theories in my managers mind. told her about the "justin trudeau is fidel castro's son" thing today. waiting to see how that one pans out.
January 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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i don’t think that you should be able to say something like that “cash is king” if you don’t have a full sleeve of american traditional tattoos
November 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Itll be good when there are some more idiots here. Honestly it cannot be understated how much Elon himself fucked up Twitter. In 2021 Twitter was my favorite social media
November 15, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Gender nonconforming pansexual is a beautiful name for a girl
November 15, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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An important result last week: A judge who ran with Democratic support won the seat of a retiring conservative justice on the Kentucky supreme court—and will be the state's first Black woman on the supreme court. boltsmag.org/state-suprem...
November 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM
i think reading pilgrims progress as a child gave me psychosis and im not joking
November 15, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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watching cabinet appointments get announced like
November 13, 2024 at 11:40 PM
guys i heard the MCR tickets on sale tomorrow are a scam and nonrefundable. please don't buy them guys it's such a bad idea you'll lose all of the money you spend on them. i heard when you buy them they leak your nudes too. not worth it.
November 14, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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fish!!!!
November 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
just discovered a new hack for saving money! take something out of your cart. take literally anything out of your cart. you do not need this in 3 colors. take it out of your cart.
November 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Hello police? Yes I’m being threatened. No it’s online. No it’s not Twitter but it’s a lot like Twitter. Well it’s new. No I don’t know who they are. Yes it was a reply to one of my posts. No it’s not a tweet. Well they’re calling them skeets. Skeets. Yes but the CEO doesn’t like that. Hello?
April 29, 2023 at 12:35 AM