there’s something very distressing to me about the rise of whole-body deodorant

did the critics choice announcer pronounce a winner’s last name wrong, or does said winner pronounce his name differently than does his brother, my former professor

my parents and I once went out of our way on a road trip to visit mall of america

today I went bc I was bored and it’s the closest, most convenient place to try on shoes

the lights on my fancy indoor garden dim at 7pm every day and somehow it makes me jump every single day. same thing when they turn off at 8

watching the pilot of the new-ish doctor who and what do you mean there’s a musical interlude where goblins sing about how they like to eat babies

The craziest Minnesotan drivers are the ones who do NOT have a stop sign, but stop anyway and tell the person who DOES have a stop sign to go first

2024 movies spreadsheet; 2025 movies spreadsheet

I unironically really love ikea

watching whiplash with my husband and it’s so funny bc he keeps commenting on the accuracy of the jazz