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*sobbing* "he just wanted to tell a butt joke. Standards and practices... They dragged him from his desk and took him behind the office and... and..."
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*sobbing* "he just wanted to tell a butt joke. Standards and practices... They dragged him from his desk and took him behind the office and... and..."
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
Just once, I want to explore a dungeon and find hardtack, liquor, and cured meats, instead of a roasted turkey, goblet of wine, and slice of melon
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Just once, I want to explore a dungeon and find hardtack, liquor, and cured meats, instead of a roasted turkey, goblet of wine, and slice of melon
Odysseus's pronouns are nobody/no one
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Odysseus's pronouns are nobody/no one
I held a No Nut November meetup and nobody came
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I held a No Nut November meetup and nobody came
"Is he just opening and closing tabs?"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"Is he just opening and closing tabs?"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
"Top 14 Items on my Desk I Can Write a Short Paragraph About Before This Listicle Is Due" can't hit anymore. No one is expected to write
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Top 14 Items on my Desk I Can Write a Short Paragraph About Before This Listicle Is Due" can't hit anymore. No one is expected to write
If you were thirsty, then drink.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If you were thirsty, then drink.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
are hamsters dishwasher safe
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
are hamsters dishwasher safe
Do you ever get overwhelmed thinking about all the art you'll never see, all the movies you'll never watch, all the music you'll never hear? I don't. I'm unemployed
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do you ever get overwhelmed thinking about all the art you'll never see, all the movies you'll never watch, all the music you'll never hear? I don't. I'm unemployed
Magician cop that pulls from behind your ear a little baggie of coke and arrests you
September 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Magician cop that pulls from behind your ear a little baggie of coke and arrests you
No man can serve God and Trump
September 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No man can serve God and Trump
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
Chat, am I being filmed?
August 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Chat, am I being filmed?
Commenting "to each their own" on each of the gay furry posts that fill my feed
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Commenting "to each their own" on each of the gay furry posts that fill my feed
"I see how it is," he said, inaccurately.
July 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"I see how it is," he said, inaccurately.
pin
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paneer
penis
pianist
pen
paneer
penis
pianist
July 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pin
pen
paneer
penis
pianist
pen
paneer
penis
pianist
Would you rather have world peace or free Uber Eats for a year?
June 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Would you rather have world peace or free Uber Eats for a year?
"How are things in the city? Are you all settled in?"
"I still haven't jacked off in the new apartment"
"That bad, huh?"
"I still haven't jacked off in the new apartment"
"That bad, huh?"
June 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"How are things in the city? Are you all settled in?"
"I still haven't jacked off in the new apartment"
"That bad, huh?"
"I still haven't jacked off in the new apartment"
"That bad, huh?"
art reacted to photography by deprioritizing realism. I wonder if generative AI will lead artists shift towards more muted, low-contrast, soft-edged art, whatever the opposite of that weird sheen AI art has.
May 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
art reacted to photography by deprioritizing realism. I wonder if generative AI will lead artists shift towards more muted, low-contrast, soft-edged art, whatever the opposite of that weird sheen AI art has.
Oh mein gott! Die queef ist pussy farten??
May 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Oh mein gott! Die queef ist pussy farten??
guy who took a vow of silence:
May 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
guy who took a vow of silence:
"Archaeologists have pinpointed the exact stalactite some poor caveman bashed his head into and died"
Pictured: a human skull with a hole in the top being held next to a low hanging stalactite
Pictured: a human skull with a hole in the top being held next to a low hanging stalactite
May 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Archaeologists have pinpointed the exact stalactite some poor caveman bashed his head into and died"
Pictured: a human skull with a hole in the top being held next to a low hanging stalactite
Pictured: a human skull with a hole in the top being held next to a low hanging stalactite